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Types Of People You Meet In A Taxi by Spaxon(f): 2:45pm On Mar 03, 2015 |
1. The guy sitting in the front seat (in a cold or normal day) expecting and praying that at least a lady comes to manage the front seat with him. Then comes a guy, mtchew! Him go just like, NOT AGAIN! 2. The lady at the back (just because she dresses like Nicky Minaj) begins to form, "I don't care who's by my side" by covering both ears with earpiece and singing passionately under her breath. The guy there will be like, What is wrong with you? 3. The business man answering a call and leaving it on speaker. Ogbeni, we nor understand your language! 4.The Two sisters (7 years and 5 years respectively) "lapping" themselves in that tight corner ( Money Saving Strategy). If e pain you, pay for them...lol 5. The coded guy in the midst of two girls trying to adjust his body and hands seriously searching for which bosom to rest his weary back on (after a busy day at work) LOL! 6. The coded girl who just says, "Driver, this your seat tight, nor be small o" as she raises her hand over and around the guys neck; incoherently saying, Your prayers have been answered. Lol 7. The Northerner who comes in to sit close to you and you begin to wonder, "Did this man just leave the abattoir without taking a shower? You need faith to say to yourself, IJEOMA! 8. The aged man whom at every traffic or pot hole begins to pull down GEJ government, looking at you and expecting to comment. Iffa hear! Make him mouth come dey smell join! I'm not politically inclined! 9. The Oga Driver who carefully and masterfully arranges his mirror to be sampling a Unclad.ly- dressed gurl sitting close to you. 10. The troublesome lady who enters the taxi with #1000 Naira note on a Monday morning even when the driver echoed it loud and clear, "Enter With Your Change O!" 11. The guy who pays for a girl he doesn't know just because of her looks. Hoping he (Jack) will see her (Rose) again in a more comfortable environment. Na movie we dey act? 12. The girl who keeps staring relentlessly at you from the side...and just when summon courage to strike a convo, she replies as if she just met a loser or probably a cheat! Some girls sha! 13. The awkward moment when the girl whom at first didn't want to properly adjust her hands (knowing that the only option is to place her hand around your neck...) but later does it, but then, you're close to your junction. lol! I heard some crazy guys go as far as the last bus stop because of this "Cooling Effect" / AC...LOL 14. The man who enters the taxi with a torn money and replies the driver after being confronted, "I nor collect am from somebody?" Story for the gods! 15. The food seller (mama Caro) who keeps her food in the booth but keeps the bucket of FRIED FISH with her. hmm! Make e come be say DAT day, son of man dey fast! Hunger go carry your belle play chess. 16. The "unknown" passenger who farts in the car. #silentmess# Driver needs to stop the car before the mess evolve into flames! Do people still do vhat? Gush! I feel like throwing up already! #winks# 17. The woman who wants to lap three children on one space oo, waiting for that "lucky" passenger, You, to come help her lap the smallest baby. This ain't bad. # Ellen says, Be kind to one another 18. The Police, military or paramilitary man who enters and exits the taxi without at least saying a Thank You. Na gun dem dey take buy motor na you never buy one. (I witnessed this one) I laffed to scorn. The police is your friend, ke! 19. YOU...reading this...that would bring out your phone, i- pad or even book (inside six minutes journey) dey form Einstein or Rich boy just because... The opposite s*x dey inside that taxi...lol You will be making uncalled-for and unnecessary calls just to pass a message to the opposite s*x that you've got good accent and that you're lively to hang out with, otherwise you won't be laffing on phone that way...lol Be the first of your friends to like this. 1 Like |
Re: Types Of People You Meet In A Taxi by kelvine(m): 3:13pm On Mar 03, 2015 |
You left out a most popular category. No 20 The passenger who rides with others looking for what to steal. They are usually uncomfortable scheming to pick pockets. On an evil day they may be armed. Additionally, No 21 The driver/conductors friend who gets a free ride and smiles all the way. No 22 The trader who gets in as a passenger and disturbs everyone marketing wares which may not be needed. No 23 The cooperate beggars who gets in looking good yet begging for transport fare. No 24 The auto mechanic riding with commuters in oily and rag looking coveralls. No 25 The evangelist distributing tracts and giving sermons. It is well. No 26 The J.J.C who screams "conductor vulcanizer bus stop, I no sabi the place oh'' OP, my addition may not be as funny as yours,add them to your list and make them a joke of them. |
Re: Types Of People You Meet In A Taxi by redvektor(m): 3:25pm On Mar 03, 2015 |
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