1. The guy sitting in the front seat (in a cold or
normal day) expecting and praying that at least a
lady comes to manage the front seat with him.
Then comes a guy, mtchew! Him go just like, NOT
AGAIN!
2. The lady at the back (just because she
dresses
like Nicky Minaj) begins to form, "I don't care
who's
by my side" by covering both ears with earpiece
and singing passionately under her breath.
The guy there will be like, What is wrong with you?
3. The business man answering a call and leaving
it
on speaker. Ogbeni, we nor understand your
language!
4.The Two sisters (7 years and 5 years
respectively)
"lapping" themselves in that tight corner ( Money
Saving Strategy). If e pain you, pay for them...lol
5.
The coded guy in the midst of two girls trying to
adjust his body and hands seriously searching for
which bosom to rest his weary back on (after a
busy day at work) LOL!
6. The coded girl who just
says, "Driver, this your
seat tight, nor be small o" as she raises her hand
over and around the guys neck; incoherently
saying, Your prayers have been answered.
Lol
7. The Northerner who comes in to sit close to
you
and you begin to wonder, "Did this man just leave
the abattoir without taking a shower?
You need faith to say to yourself, IJEOMA!
8. The
aged man whom at every traffic or pot hole
begins to pull down GEJ government, looking at
you
and expecting to comment. Iffa hear!
Make him mouth come dey smell join! I'm not
politically inclined!
9. The Oga Driver who carefully
and masterfully
arranges his mirror to be sampling a Unclad.ly-
dressed gurl sitting close to you.
10. The
troublesome lady who enters the taxi with
#1000 Naira note on a Monday morning even when
the driver echoed it loud and clear, "Enter With
Your
Change O!"
11. The guy who pays for a girl he
doesn't know just
because of her looks.
Hoping he (Jack) will see her (Rose) again in a
more
comfortable environment.
Na movie we dey act?
12. The girl who keeps
staring relentlessly at you
from the side...and just when summon courage to
strike a convo, she replies as if she just met a
loser
or probably a cheat!
Some girls sha!
13. The awkward moment when
the girl whom at
first didn't want to properly adjust her hands
(knowing that the only option is to place her hand
around your neck...) but later does it, but then,
you're close to your junction. lol!
I heard some crazy guys go as far as the last bus
stop because of this "Cooling Effect" / AC...LOL
14.
The man who enters the taxi with a torn money
and replies the driver after being confronted, "I nor
collect am from somebody?"
Story for the gods!
15. The food seller (mama
Caro) who keeps her food
in the booth but keeps the bucket of FRIED FISH
with
her. hmm! Make e come be say DAT day, son of
man dey fast!
Hunger go carry your belle play chess.
16. The
"unknown" passenger who farts in the car.
#silentmess#
Driver needs to stop the car before the mess
evolve
into flames! Do people still do vhat? Gush! I feel
like throwing up
already!
#winks#
17. The woman who wants to lap three
children on
one space oo, waiting for that "lucky" passenger,
You, to come help her lap the smallest baby. This
ain't bad. # Ellen says, Be kind to one another
18.
The Police, military or paramilitary man who
enters and exits the taxi without at least saying a
Thank You. Na gun dem dey take buy motor na you
never buy
one.
(I witnessed this one)
I laffed to scorn.
The police is your friend, ke!
19. YOU...reading
this...that would bring out your
phone, i- pad or even book (inside six minutes
journey) dey form Einstein or Rich boy just
because... The opposite s*x dey inside that
taxi...lol You will be making uncalled-for and
unnecessary
calls just to pass a message to the opposite s*x
that
you've got good accent and that you're lively to
hang out with, otherwise you won't be laffing on
phone that way...lol
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You left out a most popular category.

No 20 The passenger who rides with others looking for what to steal. They are usually uncomfortable scheming to pick pockets. On an evil day they may be armed.

Additionally,

No 21 The driver/conductors friend who gets a free ride and smiles all the way.

No 22 The trader who gets in as a passenger and disturbs everyone marketing wares which may not be needed.

No 23 The cooperate beggars who gets in looking good yet begging for transport fare.

No 24 The auto mechanic riding with commuters in oily and rag looking coveralls.

No 25 The evangelist distributing tracts and giving sermons. It is well.

No 26 The J.J.C who screams "conductor vulcanizer bus stop, I no sabi the place oh''



OP, my addition may not be as funny as yours,add them to your list and make them a joke of them.

Iffa hear say i read all finish P.D.P POWER JOOR P.D.P POWER JAREE