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Akpos The Presenter by herroyalty(f): 12:11pm On Mar 06, 2015
AKPOS; Whats your
contribution?

CALLER; There is this lady i wanted in my life
shortly after my NYSC, but all my effort
proved abortive. She wouldn't pick my calls,
she
would laugh at me while passing by, for
reasons best known to her! FIVE Months later,
i was able to get my apartment,a new
car,courtesy of a contract job i secured with a
major oil company. Now most of the missed
calls i have is hers,dozens of SMS from her
and all that.... i am confused on what to do.
PLS help me out!!!

AKPOS; listen up guy! Pick up your phone
now, give her a call,letting her know you'll be
at her house in 2hrs. You take a good shower,
wear a nice outfit, and an attention-catching
perfume.When it is exactly 2hr, call her&tell
her
you'll be there in another
2hrs. When the 2hrs is over, you now drive
down to her house, get down from the car,
walk to her door. Once she opens the door,
welcome her with the sexiest smile you've got,
stylishly look into her eyes, draw her slowly to
yourself, take your mouth to her
ear and whisper

"THUNDER FIRE YOUR HEAD"!
Re: Akpos The Presenter by CeiW5k: 6:13pm On Mar 14, 2015
present day..

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