I just wrote that to get your attention. please read below
U collect babe number u use "chick" store am.
Shey
her mama na fowl ?
• U buy suya ur woman chop all the meat finish u
con
dey smile dey chop the onion, u be vegetarian?
• U dey wit ur guy & u dey recieve diff kinds of
phone
calls every 5 min, yet u dey claim say u no dey
cheat on ur guy. My sista, u be MTN customer
care
agent?
• U ask a girl for what she wants, she tells you
money and you are angry. Were you expecting her
to
say wisdom & understanding?
• U dey carry ur girlfriend go club, after u marry
her
finish u want stop her frm goin to club. My broda
u
think say miracle fit happen?
• Your babe get F9 parallel for WAEC, she still dey
ask for Brazilian Hair of #150.000 . Abeg Were
she
wan fix am?, ontop that coconut head?
• U have 8 tribal marks, stretch marks scattered
all
ova ur body yet u still want a tattoo...ah! my
friend u
be zebra?
• U are 6 feet tall, u still com wear 6 inches high
heeled shoe...shey u wan whisper to God?
• U dey snap inside different type of cars yet u
expect ur man to believe u are not
cheating. .aunty, u
be mechanic?
• He gave u an engagement ring for over five
years,
he never marry u, my dear u be lord of d rings?
•you dey pay your babe wey dey university school
fees and yet u never write JAMB,u be scholarship
board?
•U are 18yrs and ur sugar daddy is 70yrs old and
u
stil dey call him BABY, my sister he should be ur
ANCESTOR.
•Your babe is licking ice cream...u're drinking pure
water...pls guy Are u diabetic?
•U claim say u eat rice and stew, but u come
vomit
fufu and egwusi soup. Omo u be magician?
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