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Class Teacher: Jonathan, Patience And Buhari by Awwal1st(m): 10:55am On Mar 13, 2015 |
TEACHER: Jonathan, 2+8? JONATHAN: March 28, Sir. TEACHER: This boy, I wonder how dull you are. Did I ask you of the month of March? Sit down! (turns to a female pupil) You Patience, solve this problem. PATIENCE: Sir no bi me start d problem. Na Jega, dat boy weh de sit by d door. Make you sendam out, d problem go solve be dat. TEACHER: If I send him out, what will I do to dull pupils like Jonathan and you? PATIENCE : Make you allow us repeat class, Sir. BUHARI: (Raises hand and cuts in) Don't agree sir. They'll always fail. Dismiss them. The answer is 10. TEACHER: Very good! But give me 10 reasons why Jonathan should be dismissed, first. Remember he's still the class captain. BUHARI: 1. He never speak the truth. 2. He is wicked. 3. He never ware shoes to the school. 4. He cheats. 5.He sold all the bulbs in this classroom, that's why we can't read when it is dark. 6. He dances even when the class is in trouble. 7. He over sleeps. 8. He keeps rats in the same box we keep our monthly contributions. 9. He doesn't take correction and 10. Hates to be advised. TEACHER: Class, what Buhari listed are bad qualities of a leader. So I will give you the chance to choose another class captain before the end of March. Is that okay?pls ype yes if its okay? 1 Like |
Re: Class Teacher: Jonathan, Patience And Buhari by adeyiga3(m): 11:04am On Mar 13, 2015 |
Loooooooool jona go don dey shake sha ( LIKES for APC) and (SHARE for PDP) YESSSSS 3 Likes |
Re: Class Teacher: Jonathan, Patience And Buhari by proxitaly: 11:05am On Mar 13, 2015 |
You own case eh! |
Re: Class Teacher: Jonathan, Patience And Buhari by Awwal1st(m): 11:11am On Mar 13, 2015 |
Ah Ah Ah... |
Re: Class Teacher: Jonathan, Patience And Buhari by richardomoko: 12:53pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Isi okpo. You dey compare knowledgeable Doctor with certificate with a dull no certificate at all military despot. Make I hear word bo! If Buhari dey intelligent make hin go debate with Jonathan make we see. Awwal1st: |
Re: Class Teacher: Jonathan, Patience And Buhari by wise0ne: 1:58pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
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