YORUBA MOTHERS!!! Yoruba
mothers are one of the best when it comes to child upbringing. Yoruba mothers produce the best range of slaps: IGBATI, IFOTI, IGBAJU, IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA. These slaps will make you think you were adopted. IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs instantly!
The beauty of IFOTI is you will
confess your sins on the spot. IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will
make you expose those who
committed the crime with you
without hesitation. ABARA and
ILADI will make you pee in your
new pants and apart from IGBAJU, we have an advanced one which is IGBAJU OLOYI. When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and your head will go into "auto- search"as you'll be looking for what hit you. Oh!!! IGBAJU OLOYI...It can reset someone to 3D (DEAF,DUMB and DAFT) You'll be told let's go home and you'll say 'its in my pocket'... LOL !!! GOD bless our parents for the good upbringing. If you were brought- up in yoruba land,regardless of how caring your mother was, you would have encountered these slaps..... I know you're now laughing unless you're not a YORUBA.

Hahahahhahahaha wat of ibati that we make u enter factory settings.

Lol, they got it all