I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette


When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry


After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi


By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates


Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas

The great question, which I have not been able to answer, is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud


I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henry Youngman

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Sam Kinison


"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran


"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admitit, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once,
Anonymous


You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman


My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield


A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle


Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous


A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Anonymous


First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

is theis suppose to be a joke cos if it is it sucksssssssssssssssssssssss but if its not wat d hell is it doin here

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First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

I find these ones funny[/size]

Funny.
Add this "They say a man is INCOMPLETE until he is married, Only then is he FINISHED"

i dont tink so.4 krissakes am an unmarried woman whos been married twice,n i left ma men[b] unfinished [/b]

i think this was really funny.


@ kiki i think u should chill out and try to read and understand the jokes before posting, aite.

and who d hell r u suppose to be


jk yeah i think i was a lil bit to forward i'm sorry Brown

if i say that i a not still laughing,i am a liar, stay kool my guys

ho ho ho ho he he he he he ha ha ha ha hu hu hu hu
very very funny.