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WHO OWNS A MAN.....{mum or wife} by tym92(m): 7:44am On Mar 23, 2015
WHO REALLY OWNS A MAN

IS IT HIS MOTHER OR HIS WIFE
{Mother} - My son must obey me unless he didn't suck my breasts for 1yr....

{Wife} - He sucks mine now and sucked it for more than 5yrs and is still sucking....

(Mother} - I carried him for nine months...
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{Wife} - He was only 3.5kg then, so what's the big deal? I carry him every night and he is 85kg now...

{Mother} - He passed between my legs with pains....

{Wife} - Hahaha, he only passed there once, he stays between my legs like everyday and I scream with pains each night.
FROM THE ARGUMENT, WHO OWNS A MAN
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Re: WHO OWNS A MAN.....{mum or wife} by ginawest(f): 8:06am On Mar 23, 2015
haha....funny wife...d wife definitely owns im

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Re: WHO OWNS A MAN.....{mum or wife} by breathless(m): 8:10am On Mar 23, 2015
Mum owns the son, wife controls and manages him.
Re: WHO OWNS A MAN.....{mum or wife} by Tallesty1(m): 8:16am On Mar 23, 2015
The Government
Re: WHO OWNS A MAN.....{mum or wife} by Chaulay1: 8:24am On Mar 23, 2015
Hian angry angry angry, nobody owns him, he owns himself grin. Is a man commodity that must be owned by someone. If at all anyone wants to claim ownership, then leave that ownership position to God.
Re: WHO OWNS A MAN.....{mum or wife} by Sugarpeaches(f): 8:36am On Mar 23, 2015
Na God own the man,
The mother is assistant owner while he's unmarried, then the wife becomes the assistant owner when he marries. The mother is like a forerunner,gives birth n prepares the man for his wife ,but she's still a very important figure in ya life.
But its God ,then ur spouse ,then u can put anything u wan next,dat one dey ya pocket.
Re: WHO OWNS A MAN.....{mum or wife} by stinggy(m): 8:55am On Mar 23, 2015
Tallesty1:
The Government
Gbam!
Re: WHO OWNS A MAN.....{mum or wife} by Nobody: 9:42am On Mar 23, 2015
Recycled thread. Una no dey tire?

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