DON'T PICK ANYTHING UP

My granny said when we get in the forest do not pick any think up,when we got in the forest eI saw a #200 on the floor and my granny said remember do not pick any think, up so I didn't pick it up and after I saw a #500 and his granny said don't pick that up, and then I saw #1000 and my granny said remember don't pick up any think.
And he saw #2000 on the floor and his granny said remember don't pick any think up. And then my granny trips and falls to the ground, granny said why didn't you help me and I answered because you said don't pick any think up.

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BIG PEOPLE WORDS


A group of kindergartens were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk.
"You need to use 'big people' words," she'd always remind them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. "I went to visit my Nana."
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people words!" She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo-choo."
She said, "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. Use big people words." She then asked Bobby what he had done. "I read a book," he replied.
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?" Bobby thought about it, then puffed out his little chest with great pride and said, "Winnie the Shit."

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THE FAINT


A Nigerian man fainted outside Mr. Biggs (an eatery). Soon a crowd gathered around him and someone suggested, “Give him some water, it will help.”
Hearing this, the man opened one eye and said, “Commot from here, if na water I wan drink, I for go faint for water board…” (Translation: “Get lost! If I needed water, I would faint in front of a water facility)

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BEAUTIFULLY CREATED

A monkey and a baboon were seated next to each other during a service in church.......the pastor said; turn to your neighbour and say you are beautiful and adorably created in the image of God.
Monkey looks at the baboon for a moment, then laughs out loudly and tells the pastor.........eish; tell him yourself, I don't want to lie in church....

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