Well Happy Election Day, Nigerians at home and in orbit. Today is the day that you will play your part in sculpting the destiny of your nation. Today is the day when you, as an individual, can make all the difference in the world, with that card in your hand, and your heart in the right place.

One one hand stands the incumbent President of Nigeria, Johnny B. Goode, who has paved more federal roads than ANY Nigerian leader in history, who has calmed the once restless Niger Delta without a shot fired, who continues to make great strides in providing electrical power to ALL Nigerians, and who above all, who is a highly educated, articulate protector of human rights.

Fielded by the Nigerian opposition party has been a stark illiterate, geriatric, octogenarian expired military tyrant, whose paws were once again bloodied for his lead role as vocal instigator of the post-election massacres that erupted in the wake of Buhari's resounding electoral defeat at the 2011 presidential polls. Recently outed as a "cultural" pedophile who purchased his current wife as a child zex-slave at the tender age of 12 years old, Buhari's public pledges to impose and subjugate Nigeria's geographical entirety under a stone-age interpretation of fundamentalist "law" are well known and on record, as are his threats to engage in witch hunts in the unlikely even that he EVER sneaks into any position of political power again.


With the foregoing in mind, the choice for Nigeria's president right up until the year 2019 can be none other than Johnny B. Goode


Deep down the Niger Delta, close to New Warri
Out in the woods, among the ever-greens
There stood a log cabin made of earth and wood
Where lived a country boy named Johnny B. Goode

Who never tried to play no silly show and tell
'Cause he be fixin' Nigeria, just like a'ringin' a bell.

Go Go, Go Johnny Go
Go, Go,. Go Johnny Go

Johnny B. Goode.

In conclusion on this wondrous and magical day, may I respectfully remind our readers that Nigeria's Johnny B. Goode was born in 1957, but musicians were already celebrating that righteous name, Johnny B. Goode, from as far back as 1958. Check out the following links to see what I am taking about.

Chuck Berry 1958

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ROwVrF0Ceg

Jimi Hendrix, Berkley California 1970

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss_rk-RITts

Peter Tosh, Greek Theater. Los Angeles 1983

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opGkQ5hH1Mc


[size=16pt]Johnny B. Goode ALL the way baby, to 2019, no shaking, no braking and no faking.[/size]


Yes. Go and vote RIGHT.

Jakumo darling! Where on earth have you been?

We've missed your bombast on Nairaland

Ishilove:
Jakumo darling! Where on earth have you been?

We've missed your bombast on Nairaland

I throway salute sisi Ishilove, on this we election day, and I wish you peace and advancement anywhere when this my message meet you.


If na Nigeria you dey today, I sure say Papa God go guide ya hand to make correct vote when go bring more betta for Nigeria, but even if you no see chance to follow dem vote, your prayer only go help, along with the one when we all dey pray, on this very special Saturday, March 28th 2015.

Jakumo:


I throway salute sisi Ishilove, on this we election day, and I wish you peace and advancement anywhere when this my message meet you.


If na Nigeria you dey today, I sure say Papa God go guide ya hand to make correct vote when go bring more betta for Nigeria, but even if you no see chance to follow dem vote, your prayer only go help, along with the one when we all dey pray, on this very special Saturday, March 28th 2015.

Thanks so much dear. The one who will win at the polls and the one who will be declared winner are two very different people, you dig?

As for my prayers...well, I can only pray there won't be violence when the winner is announced.

Nice music.