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Re: God Is Missing! by fesse(f): 3:47pm On Feb 27, 2009
ben is missing

@romade
when did ben turned to God that he is now missing?
well i wil single-handedly search for him.
Re: God Is Missing! by romsky: 3:52pm On Feb 27, 2009
fesse gurl benbella don lost 4 xpress
Re: God Is Missing! by clemcykul(f): 3:57pm On Feb 27, 2009
huh
Re: God Is Missing! by lysaa(f): 4:50pm On Feb 27, 2009
romade:

fesse gurl benbella don lost 4 xpress

u know benbella too? shocked
Re: God Is Missing! by romsky: 4:56pm On Feb 27, 2009
errrrrrrrrrrm which benbella are u talking about ?
Re: God Is Missing! by tytylayor: 5:22pm On Feb 27, 2009
Dr. benbella
Re: God Is Missing! by Ben13: 8:56pm On Feb 28, 2009
romade:

ben is missing

cain and abel
Re: God Is Missing! by Anonymous2(m): 12:38am On Mar 01, 2009
crab and lobster
Re: God Is Missing! by dani1luv: 5:53pm On Mar 01, 2009
umph
Re: God Is Missing! by spenchuks(m): 10:15am On Mar 02, 2009
tytylayor:

Dr. benbella

e be like say u dey patronise Dr. Benbella well well grin
Re: God Is Missing! by romsky: 12:30pm On Mar 02, 2009
dat one na 4 sure
Re: God Is Missing! by spenchuks(m): 12:55pm On Mar 02, 2009
anybody wey dey patronise Dr. Benbella, dey suffer from gonococus, staphylicocolus aeurus (spelling?) and other nyama nyama diseases grin grin
Re: God Is Missing! by romsky: 1:04pm On Mar 02, 2009
yet u r so familiar
Re: God Is Missing! by spenchuks(m): 1:12pm On Mar 02, 2009
na so i hear am
Re: God Is Missing! by romsky: 1:25pm On Mar 02, 2009
wat is dat at d corner of ya lips?
wipe off d lie
Re: God Is Missing! by spenchuks(m): 1:38pm On Mar 02, 2009
no, na the lipstick from ur gf's mouth wey stain me tongue
Re: God Is Missing! by romsky: 1:41pm On Mar 02, 2009
gud lad hope u no contact diarrhea of d mouth sha
Re: God Is Missing! by spenchuks(m): 2:11pm On Mar 02, 2009
so ur gf don infect u with diarrhea? shocked

anyway, i took a precautionary step by wearing a mouth guard grin
Re: God Is Missing! by romsky: 5:29pm On Mar 02, 2009
liar
Re: God Is Missing! by spenchuks(m): 5:30pm On Mar 02, 2009
lienus grin
Re: God Is Missing! by Lolabbey: 5:40pm On Mar 02, 2009
liers on d run
Re: God Is Missing! by romsky: 5:43pm On Mar 02, 2009
on parade self
Re: God Is Missing! by Lolabbey: 5:46pm On Mar 02, 2009
on d move grin grin
Re: God Is Missing! by tytylayor: 6:49pm On Mar 02, 2009
spenchuks:

e be like say u dey patronise Dr. Benbella well well grin
spenchuks:

anybody wey dey patronise Dr. Benbella, dey suffer from gonococus, staphylicocolus aeurus (spelling?) and other nyama nyama diseases grin grin

dr benbella na my neighbour, n we no even no d kind dr him be,
but since u don kno all d disease d man dey cure, i'll advice u go for HIV/AIDS test o
Re: God Is Missing! by romsky: 12:59pm On Mar 03, 2009
frank words mister spencer
Re: God Is Missing! by Ben13: 1:47pm On Mar 03, 2009
I hope tyty is saying the truth
Re: God Is Missing! by Lolabbey: 1:49pm On Mar 03, 2009
she is very trustworthy so u had beta blvd her
Re: God Is Missing! by Ben13: 1:52pm On Mar 03, 2009
good old days!
Re: God Is Missing! by Lolabbey: 2:22pm On Mar 03, 2009
i disagree
Re: God Is Missing! by spenchuks(m): 2:22pm On Mar 03, 2009
tytylayor:

dr benbella na my neighbour, n we no even no d kind dr him be,
but since u don kno all d disease d man dey cure, i'll advice u go for HIV/AIDS test o

na because say ur disease no get cure, na him u come pack go near him house.

i even hear say ur disease neva get name. dat's benbella neva fit cure u grin
Re: God Is Missing! by clemcykul(f): 3:03pm On Mar 03, 2009
abeg comot your dada head for road
Re: God Is Missing! by spenchuks(m): 3:11pm On Mar 03, 2009
mahaukaci tongue

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