As we await the election result..lets laugh a bit... it help

Wen it got to my turn 2 vote last night, I collected d three ballot papers and headed straight to d cubicle. As I made 2 thumbprint beside d APC logo, d PDP party agent close to me whispered, "2k for pdp". Just immidiately, d APC party agent beside him said, "go ahead for Apc, 3k". I ignored them totally as they continued bargaining for my vote. I heard them going on, "4k... pdp, 5k...Apc, 6k...pdp, 7k...apc". But wen d pdp guy shouted 20k for pdp, my brain rebooted and when I looked at him, he nodded bck at me... more like we sayin 'Deal? Deal!'
I went ahead and voted pdp in all three ballots and then dropped d papers in d specified boxes. Then I turned to collect my 20k from d agent and to my greatest surprise, he had disappeared . I searched and searched but he was nowhere near . Then, it hit me, I had been scammed... Chai!!!
To this effect, am asking inec and Jega to cancel d election results from my polling unit.
Its bad enough dat I sold my votes, but to think dat it was sold on credit to an unknown customer , makes my wanna cry . I wish I could be given another opportunity to vote for my ideal candidates .

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celeron40