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Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by olasoji1: 11:56pm On Mar 30, 2015
Election update:- Presidential election result for Kano state - APC wins

See results here ===>> http://www.abisoj.com/2015/03/election-update-presidential-election_30.html
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by Herald47: 11:56pm On Mar 30, 2015
Don't you know that the rate at which p.d.p will win in rivers state will be far more than the rate at which a.p.c may win lagos and have you forgotten that there are over 1.5 million igbos who registered in lagos state
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by efilefun(m): 11:57pm On Mar 30, 2015
still got almost 10 northern states left... na 1.9M dem see from Kano right when dem see Zamfara and co dem go fear
bettercreature:
I am even having chest pains,this Jega no go kill person
you guys should remember jonathan is still coming with 1.5million from Rivers and probably another rigged 1.4million from Delta and i am sure buhari wont have up to 200k in both states,
Just getting panic and panic and panic
GEJ is bad but people are voting for their tribe they dont want to know if someone is bad
this country tire me self
Sai buhari

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Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by saasala(m): 11:57pm On Mar 30, 2015
efilefun:
fear khe, when GMB is leading with 2M+ and those ss and se states remaining cant beat what will come out from the remaining northern states talkless of the deficit

God bless ya father....and ya mother too. GMB is winning with at least 1M votes if they still insist on the Rivers result, if not, na 2M+

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Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by Nikkitee(f): 11:57pm On Mar 30, 2015
Seriously cheesy
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by dollarlander: 11:58pm On Mar 30, 2015
Franiey:
The results so far for the second stage

KWARA
APC - 302 146
PDP - 132 602

KADUNA - 23LGAs
APC - 1 127 760
PDP - 484 085

JIGAWA
APC - 885 988
PDP - 142 904

ANAMBRA - 21LGAs
APC - 17 926
PDP - 660 762

ABIA - 17LGAs
APC - 13 394
PDP - 368 303

KOGI
APC - 264 851
PDP - 149 987

KATSINA
APC - 1 345 441
PDP- 98 937

IMO 27LGAs
APC - 133 253
PDP - 559 185

PLATEAU 17LGAs
APC - 429 140
PDP - 549 615

AKWA IBOM 31LGAs
APC - 58 411
PDP - 953 304

----- This State Is Still Being Reviewed Again As The Result Given Were Not The Same As The One Projected
APC - 58 411
PDP - 953 304

APC TOTAL SO FAR FOR 10 STATES 4 636 721
PDP TOTAL SO FAR FOR 10 STATES 5 052 988
PDP IS LEADING WITH 416 267

So Far It Has Ended

It will continue tomorrow by 10:00AM

Its like you are confused, or there was no fuel in your generator to watch the entire declaration for today?

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Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by Jerrite(m): 11:58pm On Mar 30, 2015
#nigeria_decides I dey follow u like disciple...
#teamcorrectcollation
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by Forwetinnah: 11:58pm On Mar 30, 2015
kinibigdeal:

gringringringringringringringrin

No be small thing o
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by bumtos(m): 11:59pm On Mar 30, 2015
efilefun:
there was increment in the vote from ENUGU state after the break

Ok.
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by saasala(m): 12:00am On Mar 31, 2015
fairygeh:
And GEJ shall return it from Bayelsa,Rivers etc states
I still believe GEJ will win. With a small margin tho
BTW we all know kano's election was awesomely rigged even animals in kano and Katsina states voted

Sorry to tear your heart dear. GMB is winning with at least 1M votes if they still insist on the Rivers result, if not, na 2M+

Those SS and SE states remaining cant beat what will come out from the remaining northern states muchless the deficit
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by mkoabiola: 12:00am On Mar 31, 2015
Both parties rigged
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by phabulux: 12:01am On Mar 31, 2015
umarc19:
Click Like if you think their summation will be in favour of APC.

#iRepChange

What have all the likes done to improve your life now?

Click like, click like!

M.a.d people!

I added to your likes, in case you are wondering.

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Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by IYANGBALI: 12:01am On Mar 31, 2015
holyokoto:


Where is Kano?
in anambra state now

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Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by Capitano1(m): 12:02am On Mar 31, 2015
We see a new elected president cum may 29 na prophesy lol

Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by Slickest(m): 12:02am On Mar 31, 2015
Franiey:
The results so far for the second stage

KWARA
APC - 302 146
PDP - 132 602

KADUNA - 23LGAs
APC - 1 127 760
PDP - 484 085

JIGAWA
APC - 885 988
PDP - 142 904

ANAMBRA - 21LGAs
APC - 17 926
PDP - 660 762

ABIA - 17LGAs
APC - 13 394
PDP - 368 303

KOGI
APC - 264 851
PDP - 149 987

KATSINA
APC - 1 345 441
PDP- 98 937

IMO 27LGAs
APC - 133 253
PDP - 559 185

PLATEAU 17LGAs
APC - 429 140
PDP - 549 615

AKWA IBOM 31LGAs
APC - 58 411
PDP - 953 304

----- This State Is Still Being Reviewed Again As The Result Given Were Not The Same As The One Projected
APC - 58 411
PDP - 953 304

APC TOTAL SO FAR FOR 10 STATES 4 636 721
PDP TOTAL SO FAR FOR 10 STATES 5 052 988
PDP IS LEADING WITH 416 267

So Far It Has Ended

It will continue tomorrow by 10:00AM
Wrong calc bro
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by IYANGBALI: 12:02am On Mar 31, 2015
saasala:


Sorry to tear your heart dear. GMB is winning with at least 1M votes if they still insist on the Rivers result, if not, na 2M+

Those SS and SE states remaining cant beat what will come out from the remaining northern states muchless the deficit
pls help me tell dem
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by saasala(m): 12:02am On Mar 31, 2015
bumtos:


Correct your figures bros.
APC is leading by 8523436 while PDP is 6668334
That is to say, APC is leading by 1, 855, 102.

Chairman, you are wrong, use your calculator well abeg...I have never been this sure in all my life.
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by Gloria3389(f): 12:02am On Mar 31, 2015
Franiey:

*taps her
*she falls back asleep

*nods head
u better wake up now wink wink wink
i guessed u are dozing.... if not...u won't be posting wrong figures
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by Nobody: 12:03am On Mar 31, 2015
In statistically GEJ is going to win with Delta, Rivers
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by saasala(m): 12:03am On Mar 31, 2015
missionmex:
[size=8pt][/size]BIG LIE. U even lie pass lie mohammed

Sorry to tear your heart bro, but its the truth. GMB is winning with at least 1M votes if they still insist on the Rivers result, if not, na 2M+

Those SS and SE states remaining cant beat what will come out from the remaining northern states muchless the deficit
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by simdam500(m): 12:03am On Mar 31, 2015
Why dem all go shirtless? No babe UnCloth there too undecided wink
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by ybalogs(m): 12:03am On Mar 31, 2015
I dey feel for Bros J walai
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by seankay(m): 12:05am On Mar 31, 2015
Smilelo:
I no fit laugh ooo even small pikin way dem carry for bele they calculate too. Chaiii see waiting election dey cause.



Well to all GEJ fans out there have hope remember it is not yet over until 90mins. It is good that the results is like this now that GMB is leading when it get to 80mins of play it will turn around for our Good

After all in a football match I have seen where the away team will be winning with 3 goals ahead but when it get to second half the away team fans will be asking questions like o boy how eeee carry happen no be we been dey win for 1st half waiting come happen
How exactly?
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by infofta(m): 12:07am On Mar 31, 2015
Remaining States:

1. Sokoto
2. Zamfara
3. Jigawa
4. Yobe
5. Borno
6. Niger
7. Gombe
8. Bauchi
9. Kebbi
10. Taraba
11. Ebonyi
12. Cross River
13. Rivers
14. Bayelsa
15. Delta
16. Edo
17. Lagos
18. Adamawa

I can confidently say APC has won.

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Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by richtubor: 12:10am On Mar 31, 2015
saasala:
So far APC is leading with 8,520,436 votes while PDP has 6,488,210 votes.

BUHARI leading with 2,032,226

That will take care of margin @ Rivers and Bayelsa.

GEJ is left with CROSS-RIVERS, EBONYI, EDO and DELTA.

Buhari has BORNU, SOKOTO, ADAMAWA, KEBBI, ZAMFARA, NIGER, YOBE,

I think the winner has emerged.



Never Never Ever Give Up.
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by linusbnn(m): 12:10am On Mar 31, 2015
MAYOWAAK:
This is it


You know if this is true, PDP is winning
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by geepeebaby(m): 12:11am On Mar 31, 2015
No shaking. Tomorow shall tell.
angrybird007:
We know PDP and their rigging stunt.
We are giving them no chance.
The struggle continues 2moro.
#SAI BABA

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Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by alsudaes1(m): 12:11am On Mar 31, 2015
pussypounder:
dy/dx= vdu/dx+udv/dx
did it get to the level of differential calculus

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