It was the match we all waited for. The El classico between APC united and PDP fc, with GMB and GEJ as captains of both side. The referree was a tough looking Jega. El Clasico almost never disappoints and this one should be no different. The match took place at the ICC stadium, Abuja and held the nation in suspence.

The match kicked off as soon as the referree blew the whistle and both sides attacked each other swiftly. A cross comes in from the left flank of the field and the PDP quickly put it in, even though it looked like an offside goal in Ekiti. It was a blow to APC, but they passed the ball quickly and soon they scored in Ogun and their fans went frenzy. APC had not even finished celebrating when a thunderous strike from Enugu was delivered, it held the whole crowd spellbound with oga Patrick Obahiagbon shouting when a rough tackle was made on an APC player.

"The Enugu result was sure but the actual score is a working definition of Fallaciloquence. The chief harbinger himself, The human living breathing moral cesspool"

Wetin that one mean? Mee no know. Abeg check your dictionary. The referree called for a free kick against PDP in kogi. It was quickly taken at first but the referree, (Jega) gave the linesman RO a yellow card for blowing the whistle before him. (Such a strict ref). The free kick was taken and a sensational goal was scored by APC. It brought the goal tally to 2~2. Both sides played well but the APC side were superb. In less than 10 minutes they scored a brace in Osun and Ondo. But the PDP side were not having any of it. They soon scored with a stunning header in FCT Abuja. APC responded swiftly in Oyo with a superb bicycle kick. Fatigue set in and just before half time, PDP scored in a nice fashion at Nassarawa.

The referree called for a half time break and Nigerians turned into mathematicians by fire by force. The match ended 5~4 in favour of APC, but as it stood, PDP was to win it by the number of balls in the net. Though all eyes were on PDP and APC, there were other smaller clubs with results that looked like Jamb scores. 189, 225, 307, etc. Though the referree was under pressure to skip them and ask them to buy the INEC result checker scratch card to check their results or check their result on badoo & 2go, Jega refused vehemently.

The second half which was to start by 8pm resumed much later, APC were already in the pitch while PDP was nowhere to be found as they slept off in the dressing room due to exhaustion. Jega had to use the cane for flogging cows to wake them up.

The second half got underway and in what we could term as shocking, the ever ready APC struck in wonderful counter attacks at Kano, Katsina and Kaduna. It was a beautiful hatrick. When the linesman making the deaf and dumb sign heard Kano's result, the guy made the sign of the cross. PDP could only struggle to score in Anambra, Abia, Akwa ibom, Imo and Plateau but the APC were not done yet as they scored a brace in Jigawa and Kwara states. It was a very sensational one and the captain of the APC side was sweating profusely from the centre of his head while rivers of sweat was found on the yansh region of the captain of PDP. The referree called for the end of the second half and said the second leg will be played the next day.

The match ended with APC leading by 2million extra balls in their net. The result made people to look for Fayose and FFK but they were nowhere to be found. The captain of PDP was so shocked he could not grace the media. #HopeSignatures promises to bring you live highlights of what is happening.

Final Scoreline
APC 10:9 PDP

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