FUNNY MESSAGE TO BUHARI

‪#‎BabaNowThatYouAreThere‬

1) Dont come-up with 36-point agenda. Just give us Light and security. Others will fall in place

2) Replace petrol subsidy

3) Make Fashola a minister with 10 portfolios. He can handle it.

4) Baba, d number of fish in each tin of Titus sardine used to be 8 in 1999. Please do something about it.

5) Don't Use 1billion Naira to Eat. No Be Food We Say Make U Go Chop.

6) Jobs for graduates and Please arrest dat lady that says your call credit is low please recharge!

7) Stop jumbo salary 4 d politicians & pay dem like civil servant 2 discourage rogues from our politics.

Don't use all our money to buy shoes and private jets. Use ur old military boots and okada if necessary.

9) Let there be electricity, we don't want to be hugging transformers.

10) We want NTA to be clear like CNN, BBC, Aljazeera and so on.

Nairalanders, add yours and lets make a bit of fun out of it

Tell ur wife to either speaks simple english or pigin and not jutaposin dem 2gether. We dnt want to b confuse again