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Funny Message To Buhari # Babanowthatyouarethere by tola9ja: 11:25am On Apr 02, 2015
1) Dont come-up with 36-point agenda. Just
give us Light and
security. Others will fall in place
2) Replace petrol subsidy
3) Make Fashola a minister with 10 portfolios.
He can handle it.
4) Baba, d number of fish in each tin of Titus
sardine used to be 8
in 1999. Please do something about it.
4) Shut all borders. Our jail candidates must
not be allowed to
escape to Cotonou.
5) Don't Use 1billion Naira to Eat. No Be Food
We Say Make U Go Chop.
6) Jobs for graduates and Please arrest dat
lady that says your call credit is low please
recharge!
7) Stop jumbo salary 4 d politicians & pay
dem like civil servant 2
discourage rogues from our politics.
Don't use all our money to buy shoes and
private jets. Use ur old military boots and
okada if necessary.
9) Let there be electricity, we don't want to be
hugging transformers.
10) We want NTA to be clear like CNN, BBC,
Aljazeera and so on
Re: Funny Message To Buhari # Babanowthatyouarethere by tola9ja: 11:27am On Apr 02, 2015
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