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15 Similarities Between Jesus Of Nazareth And Jonathan Of Otueke by mumumugu(m): 9:46am On Apr 05, 2015 |
1) Alphabet JONATHAN NAME BEGINS WITH J JESUS NAME BEGINS WITH J 2)humble beginning JESUS WAS BORN IN A MANJER TO A CARPENT Jonathan born to a fisherman/canoe makers without shoes 3) WATER AND FISH ; Jesus walked on water.had fishermen as disciples Jonathan was born in riverside area. Catching fish. 4)PERSONALITY Jesus had compassion for sinners.had a heart of mercy his attitude was that of a servant patient. Jonathan had compassion for terrorist.extending amnesty to those ruining his governmen.he patiently hoped they would stop.speaks gently like a servant 5) closest friend ; Jesus closest followers were three;peter James and john. Jonathan trusted friends were madueke,iwealla and patience. 6)followers Jesus chose illiterates,taxcollectors , as disciples. Jonathan chose obanikoro and other ministers of questionable trait 6)Questions/ALLEGATIONS ; the pharasees confronted Jesus with many questions which he answered. Jonathan tenure experienced many confrontations which he couldn't solve 7)betrayal JESUS WAS BETRAYED BY JUDAS JONATHAN WAS BETRAYED BY ROTI AMAECHI , sanusi etc denial JESUS WAS DENIED BY PETER HIS DISCIPLE JONATHAN WAS denied BY ALMAJIRIS HE BUILt SCHOOL FOR.the igbos who didn't turn out massively like before. 9) surprised choice THE PEOPLE CHOSE A HARDENED CRIMINAL INSTEAD OF JESUS PEOPLE PREFERRED A 72YR OLD HARDENED HUMAN RIGHT ABUSER INSTEAD OF JONATHAN 10) FORGAVE WOMEN. JESUS PARDONED ADULTS WOMAN DESPITE ADULTERY ALLEGATION JONATHAN PARDONED ALLISON-MADUEKE DESPITE CORRUPTION ALLEGATION 11) RELATIONSHIP WITH SINNERS JESUS DINED WITH TAX COLLECTORS JONATHAN DINED WITH CORRUPT OFFICIALS 12) DEATH AND RESURATION JESUS DIED LIKE A THIEF AND ROSE UP celebrated as a king/messiah JONATHAN was ejected out ,YET HE IS CELEBRATED AS A HERO 13) Jesus spent much time condemning the chief priest and never really acted like a king Jonathan spent much time disagreeing with obasanjo and never really took control of the nation like a president. 14) Christians are awaiting the second coming of Jesus. Bayelsans believe Jonathan will be president again. Awaiting his second tenure 15) when Jesus was born, many lives were killed by his rival king herod . When Jonathan was king,life was lost by terrorist group. Www.mumumugu. 3 Likes |
Re: 15 Similarities Between Jesus Of Nazareth And Jonathan Of Otueke by Inkman(m): 9:51am On Apr 05, 2015 |
not bad from a mumu 2 Likes |
Re: 15 Similarities Between Jesus Of Nazareth And Jonathan Of Otueke by ayukdaboss(m): 9:53am On Apr 05, 2015 |
See as you dey mumu yourself this early morning! GEJ presided over a government where about 13,000 of his citizens lost their lives while his administration played politics with the situation. About 200 of GEJ's citizens lost their lives in a terrorist attack and less than 24 hours, the drunk "jesus of Otuoke" was dancing and rocking a woman's arse! What are you trying to tell us?? 2 Likes |
Re: 15 Similarities Between Jesus Of Nazareth And Jonathan Of Otueke by cozy7(m): 9:53am On Apr 05, 2015 |
Plz don't add that since Jesus is coming bck again! (2nd coming). That Jonathan is also coming bck again (2019). Bcoz if it's so, I'd rather pray Jesus comes first. 2 Likes |
Re: 15 Similarities Between Jesus Of Nazareth And Jonathan Of Otueke by MalcoImX: 9:54am On Apr 05, 2015 |
1. Buhari's name begins with B, so does the Bible, the Book of Jesus 2. Buhari too had a humble beginning. He was born in a house that looks like a mudhouse 3. Buhari reared cattle as a child, so is Jesus called the good Shepherd. 4. Buhari had a compassion for Nigerians; so he cried when Jonathan ascend knowing Nigerians will cry, and they did. As for terrorists, while J. was calling them his siblings that he won't he hard on, they're confused even before B. ascends, and they sure know Buhari will hit them hard. 5. While Jonathan's closest friends are three, Buhari's closest friends should be the masses. 6. 7. We don't need Almajiri schools. Let the conventional schools be strengthened and the Almajiri be encouraged/forced to attend. 8. 9. If you can ask Amaechi, Oshiomole, Tinubu, Kashim, Nyako, and even the Almajiris, they'd think their rights have been limited under GEJ. It became worse when we thought only Abati, Omokri, Fayose, Okupe, and their associates had rights. 10. 11. 12. ? 13. It is a mistake to fight with Baba |
Re: 15 Similarities Between Jesus Of Nazareth And Jonathan Of Otueke by mumumugu(m): 9:58am On Apr 05, 2015 |
ayukdaboss: when Jesus was born, many new born babies lost their life..... |
Re: 15 Similarities Between Jesus Of Nazareth And Jonathan Of Otueke by AgentOfAllah: 10:02am On Apr 05, 2015 |
mumumugu: The above comparison between Jesus and Jonathan is, no doubt, a classic demonstration of Poe's law. OP, please indicate whether you're being facetious or you're just genuinely an extreme numbskull |
Re: 15 Similarities Between Jesus Of Nazareth And Jonathan Of Otueke by ayukdaboss(m): 10:03am On Apr 05, 2015 |
mumumugu:Did you witness when Jonathan was born?? Abi you don high this morning? |
Re: 15 Similarities Between Jesus Of Nazareth And Jonathan Of Otueke by talktrue1(m): 10:30am On Apr 05, 2015 |
God have mercy on you for comparing His son Jesus with a mere mortal. I know you can't try this with Moslem. you will be stoned to death |
Re: 15 Similarities Between Jesus Of Nazareth And Jonathan Of Otueke by san316(m): 10:36am On Apr 05, 2015 |
My christian friends oooo. Come and see someone comparing Jonathief with Jesus Christ. Very soon they will mould his image and worship him side by side with Jesus. What blasphemy. |
Re: 15 Similarities Between Jesus Of Nazareth And Jonathan Of Otueke by dewstar: 10:37am On Apr 05, 2015 |
well |
Re: 15 Similarities Between Jesus Of Nazareth And Jonathan Of Otueke by Truth24(m): 10:51am On Apr 05, 2015 |
Makes sense |
Re: 15 Similarities Between Jesus Of Nazareth And Jonathan Of Otueke by citizenY(m): 12:29pm On Apr 05, 2015 |
@mumu You forgot to tell us that GEJ is sitting on the right hand of The Creator/ Please modify your post |
Re: 15 Similarities Between Jesus Of Nazareth And Jonathan Of Otueke by Babalegba(m): 12:35pm On Apr 05, 2015 |
Did you guys even read the post before criticizing it. |
Re: 15 Similarities Between Jesus Of Nazareth And Jonathan Of Otueke by mumumugu(m): 5:54pm On Apr 08, 2015 |
Jesus sacrificed himself for the world Jonathan sacrificed his personal ambition for peace to reign |
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