Watching Football with
wife can be very
frustrating
and stressful.

The example
below is typical (I pity the
guy
no b small):

Wife: Dipo, who's that
guy. Is
that Chris Brown?
Husband: Chris bawo, no
na.
that's Theo Walcott!!!

Wife: Hey! Oh he looks like
Chris ni. What's that
yellow
card for?
Husband: Its a warning to
a
player; and red means the
player must stop playing
and
leave the pitch.

Wife: Ohhh! It's
something
similar to a traffic light:
Yellow -
warning, Red - Stop.
Husband: Yeah yeah
sure.. You
are right.!!

Wife: What about the
green
card?
Husband: Ohhh! there's
nothing
like that in football.

Wife: Which teams are
these?
Husband: Which kind
wahala
be this na!! God! It's
Arsenal
and Chelsea. What again!

Wife: Ok ok ok! What
colour is
Arsenal putting on?
Husband: You no get eyes
No
be red jersey be that?

Wife: Ok..which team is
putting
on blue?
Husband: (upset)...Omg,
Haba,
Wetin na. Don't you know
its
Chelsea?

Wife: Enhe? Wow! I want
Arsenal to win the world
cup.
Husband: Wetin concern
Arsenal with world cup?
Where
are you from sef?

Wife: Take am easy na!
Please
who's that old man?
Husband: Hmmm... that's
Arsenal's coach, Arsene
Wenger

Wife: Oooh Ok..... I
understand
now. Sooo that means
the
other coach is Chelsea
Wenger?
Husband: You are silly.
Wo,
arabirin free me jare!!
(Changes Channel to
African
Magic)

Op u funny die

MayflowerB:
Op u funny die

Hahahahahahah abi I lie

Lol... nice move, that is how you make him change the channel

sophy09:
Lol... nice move, that is how you make him change the channel

If NOT she may ask u to tell her the names of all the spectators. Is better u change it ooooo Lolz

Lol

Bbglory:
Lol

Yap....is better u change the channel. ..if not