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Re: .. by Ifankaleluya: 5:31pm On Apr 21, 2016
Hnnmmm.....!

Ifa ni;

Oniranhunran(re mi re do re) awo ile Orunmila,

Dia fun orunmila,

Baba o bimo alaranbara kari aye, Awo ti n paro,Awo na nuu....

Isoro-ope eku,

Awo ti n seke,

Awo ti n dale,

Awo ti n seka,

Awo ti n payan

Awo ti n lu jibiti

Awo na nu...

Eyin isoro(do do do) ope(do do) e kuu(mi).

Gbogbo oun to ba mo se ni o ma se, Okankan o nigbe.


Aboru Aboye Abosise.

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Re: .. by ladycomfort(f): 1:14pm On Apr 22, 2016
Ifankaleluya:
Hnnmmm.....!

Ifa ni;

Oniranhunran(re mi re do re) awo ile Orunmila,

Dia fun orunmila,

Baba o bimo alaranbara kari aye, Awo ti n paro,Awo na nuu....

Isoro-ope eku,

Awo ti n seke,

Awo ti n dale,

Awo ti n seka,

Awo ti n payan

Awo ti n lu jibiti

Awo na nu...

Eyin isoro(do do do) ope(do do) e kuu(mi).

Gbogbo oun to ba mo se ni o ma se, Okankan o nigbe.


Aboru Aboye Abosise.
. E jowo baba. Bawo ni a se ma te Odu iwori meji. E se pupo

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Re: .. by Ifankaleluya: 6:43pm On Apr 22, 2016
ladycomfort:
. E jowo baba. Bawo ni a se ma te Odu iwori meji. E se pupo

Iwori-Meji Niyi Madam!

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Re: .. by ladycomfort(f): 6:55pm On Apr 22, 2016
Ifankaleluya:


Iwori-Meji Niyi Madam!

. E se pupo sir. Modupe pupo sugbon ewo ninu awon ika mi ni ma lo fun ti eyon kan ye, tori momo wipe ika meji to tele thumb ni a ma fi te oni meji yen , sugbon mi ko sure ika ti ma fi te ti eyon kan yen boya ika to tele thumb ni abi ika iketa is thumb. E se pupo sir
Re: .. by Ifankaleluya: 7:15pm On Apr 22, 2016
ladycomfort:
. E se pupo sir. Modupe pupo sugbon ewo ninu awon ika mi ni ma lo fun ti eyon kan ye, tori momo wipe ika meji to tele thumb ni a ma fi te oni meji yen , sugbon mi ko sure ika ti ma fi te ti eyon kan yen boya ika to tele thumb ni abi ika iketa is thumb. E se pupo sir

Ti a ba bere si ka ika wa lati bi atanpako(thumb), ika keta(arin) ati ekerin ni a ma fi n te ifa. Ti arin yen ni a ma n fi te eyokan....a wa le ti arin yen papo mo ekerin ti a ba fe te meji.

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Re: .. by ladycomfort(f): 8:01pm On Apr 22, 2016
Ifankaleluya:


Ti a ba bere si ka ika wa lati bi atanpako(thumb), ika keta(arin) ati ekerin ni a ma fi n te ifa. Ti arin yen ni a ma n fi te eyokan....a wa le ti arin yen papo mo ekerin ti a ba fe te meji.
. E se pupo sir

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Re: .. by Ifankaleluya: 3:38pm On Apr 23, 2016
IFA ASINA OLOGUNDA-MEJI

Onlo adire, a gun mo sawerepepe ati ose, a te iyere-osun ni ogunda-meji lori Ada, ori Ada yi ni ose yi yio ma gbe

ifa re ; Ona si Ona la

Ona kii di mo oloko

Ona kii di mo alada

Ona kii di mo onlo adie lataro dale

Atole(do do mi), Atole ni ki ire gbogbo o mo towa domi lodeleyi

Atole, Atole ni Adire tomo oka

Atole, Atole ni adire tomo agbado

Ada loni ki ire gbogbo o mo da wa

Ogunda-meji loni kire gbogbo o ma dagiri-giri wa do mi

Sawerepepe ni e fi pe ire ti n be lode ile yi fun mi wa. Ao ma di ose yi we nigbakugba to ba wu wa.

Ti a ba ti pe ifa yi sori iyere-osun yen tan,ao wa po mo ose ti a ti gun yen lori Ada, Ose yen yio si ma gbe ori-Ada yen ti ao fi we tan
Aboru, Aboye, Abosise!

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Re: .. by Ifankaleluya: 3:45pm On Apr 23, 2016
EBE AWON AGBA

A o lo epo-obo, a da senu ona,a po mo ose, a wa fi iyo fon inu-isasun tuntun kekere kan,ao gbe ose yen sinu re, ao wa fi odidi igbin kan bo inu ose yen. O di wiwe leyin ojo keje ti a se ose yi.

Abori, Aboye, Abo-sise!

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Re: .. by Lero70: 3:40am On Apr 24, 2016
avsnet:


I pray that 'healthfirst' should permit me to reply 'flightz' in english as I will not be revealing any inner code of which such revelation must be in Yoruba. Having said that here is my response to your question - 'fetish'

What is FETISH:
1. It is a charm superstitiously believed to
embody magical powers
2. excessive or irrational devotion to some activity
3. a form of sexual desire in which gratification depends to an abnormal degree on some object or item of clothing or part of the body

Having shown the above, I want to state categorically without mixing words that we are in the era of mental slavery, I will also explain this later.

As for all you found being discussed here, it is what define us from any other tribe or culture all over the world. It is our ORAL tradition, our own KABALAH.

I used to tell people around me that: A solution is the right solution to a problem until proved otherwise. And this is the basis of the development of science. It did not get to where it is today on one jump. It was sequenced bit by bit, add some removing some.

What authority do I have to say all the little I have said above? Here it is;
1. I grew up in the village
2. I hate anything charm while growing up.
3. I'm a keen researcher of why nature works in the way it works.
4. I face an unusual life situation, and have to start testing what works for ME!
5. Part of what works for me is this you call fetish.

Now to some simple story about those points above.

1. Sometimes in 2003, I was faced with a serious challenge that will involve being jailed, and having my uncle deported from the US cos, my accuser wrote about me to the national assembly and some ministries. I ran first to the christian clerics, the Pastor and Prophets said 'work' must be done and the work entails dropping 50k, went to muslim cleric same. Fast forward, my business partner dust his fathers archive, we spent 5naira and it is only if the farm produced planted with salt grows that the matter can come up again.

2. In 2006, I experience extreme poverty, such that any coloured paper appears like money to me. (Who has been there before?). However, in 2004, one uncle from US in Nigeria gave me a sheet of paper and on that paper is written 'Asiri Nla'. Why did he give it to me, because as he said, he told me I'm the only one among our peers who always say 'I will never use a left hand to describe my fathers house' that I always say I'm a typical Yoruba Village Boy living in the City.
Now that sheet of paper was what I carried out its experiment, and within 3week, I got a job that has made me travel to SA, Tanzania, Liberia, France and still counting.
3. Since 2006, I have traverse over 30states of the federation, and if not by air by road, and if by road or air, I only need to imprint Ika Meji on the ground, give the word, rub it off and be on my way. I have never encounter turbulence, robbery or the like.

4. Now the big one was, I was always short on money, until during research I came across a book that details the whole 16Odus, and another with the 256Odus, with the method of checking them out with ordinary ludo dice, I tried it, only to start reading exactly the messages that has been given to me by both Pastor/Prophet/Imam/Alfa/Babalawo since 1982 after secondary school. However, knowing fully well that taboo might just be the reason why some of us experience hardship, I went straight to read the taboos and what interest and change my status may surprise you. The taboo says, in all situation, I must not lament, it says every morning I must greet and thank my ORI, it says I must not allow rain to drain my head. I decided to comply and breakthrough has been the word.

For your information, science today was magic of yesterday. All of them involve using specimen A, B, C, mixed in a predefined manner to give a particular result whether the practitioner believe in it or not.

For your information, all of life is energy in motion, all religion is an attempt to manipulate this energy.

For the Jews, they use Kabbalah, for the Arabs they use their own form of Kabbalah, for the Christians their own Kabbalah too, and for the Yoruba their own Kabbalah, which was bastadised by own own Bishop Crowther when he interpreted the Christian Devil to mean the Yoruba Esu. (Which is not the same thing). Kabbalah for avoidance of doubt means ORAL TRADITION.

It is this ORAL Tradition that all initiates used to lord it over their subjects.
I will like to pause here as some of what I'm telling here are coming up in my little book - The Owners Manual.

I hope I have been of help.

pls Sir, Mr avsnet how can i get your little book THE OWNER'S MANUAL? because i perceive it will be a great help to me. Thanks
Re: .. by zenith329: 9:12am On Apr 24, 2016
Ifankaleluya:
IFA ASINA OLOGUNDA-MEJI

Onlo adire, a gun mo sawerepepe ati ose, a te iyere-osun ni ogunda-meji lori Ada, ori Ada yi ni ose yi yio ma gbe

ifa re ; Ona si Ona la

Ona kii di mo oloko

Ona kii di mo alada

Ona kii di mo onlo adie lataro dale

Atole(do do mi), Atole ni ki ire gbogbo o mo towa domi lodeleyi

Atole, Atole ni Adire tomo oka

Atole, Atole ni adire tomo agbado

Ada loni ki ire gbogbo o mo da wa

Ogunda-meji loni kire gbogbo o ma dagiri-giri wa do mi

Sawerepepe ni e fi pe ire ti n be lode ile yi fun mi wa. Ao ma di ose yi we nigbakugba to ba wu wa.

Ti a ba ti pe ifa yi sori iyere-osun yen tan,ao wa po mo ose ti a ti gun yen lori Ada, Ose yen yio si ma gbe ori-Ada yen ti ao fi we tan
Aboru, Aboye, Abosise!
Ejo sir, ki lo je onlo adire?

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Re: .. by Ifatoki16: 2:45pm On Apr 24, 2016
Baba mi Agbalagba oye.mo ti bere fun imule awon aje titi,sugbon o dabi e ko fe fun mi.mo kan sori mail yin,mo fi nomba ipe mi sile,sibe e ko tie wo ibiti mo wa.E joo mo fi orunmila beyin.ti mo ba seyin kie dara jimi.baba omo ni gbomo,irukere......09053297971 llcatz@yahoo.com
Ifankaleluya:
Fun awon ti won nilo Ifa imule awon aje yen ni pipe. E kan si mi lori e-mail yi; ifankaleluya@gmail.com. A si fi ranse si yin. Nko fe fi ifa yi si ori-afefe tan fun awon idi-kan. Ati wipe ifa yi ko se fi sere rara oooo. Iwo ti o ko bale dase fun ra re,ko ba dara ki o kan siwa ki a si bayin se.
NOTE
FUN IWADI LORI ORO AIYE RE, O LE KAN SIWA KI A SI BA O BI IFA(ELERI IPIN,ATUN ORI ENI TIO SUNHAN SE) LERE. ELEDUMARE YIO BA WA TO AYE WA OOO. To abala-esu!
Re: .. by omoalade144(m): 4:45pm On Apr 24, 2016
mokiyin lopolopo sir eyin baba wa,ejowo sir se loto ni pe Ogun dudu,Ogun pupa ati Ogun funfun lo wa.Bawo lasele dawon mo atipe kini iyato towa larin won.Orunmila Agbewa.
Re: .. by simpleworld: 6:36pm On Apr 24, 2016
iba olodumore, iba akoda, iba aseda, iba eyin agba agba, eje ki lle aye osan mi o
Re: .. by Ifankaleluya: 10:19pm On Apr 24, 2016
omoalade144:
mokiyin lopolopo sir eyin baba wa,ejowo sir se loto ni pe Ogun dudu,Ogun pupa ati Ogun funfun lo wa.Bawo lasele dawon mo atipe kini iyato towa larin won.Orunmila Agbewa.

E ma binu o baba...Emi o ro wipe ogun kan nbe ti won pe ni ogun-pupa abi ogun-dudu. Sugbon ti awon kan ba so fun yin wipe o wa, emi o gbagbo, ati wipe pelu gbogbo nkan ti e daruko yi sa, nkan-kan wa to ti pa gbogbo won po, nkan na si ni ''Ogun'', fun idi eyi, emi ko ro wipe iru nkan ti e bere yen wa. Even in 7-book of moses, awon ibi kan wa ti won ti n lo ewe ati egbo, ti e ba si sunmo awon alfa, e mo wipe won nlo ewe ati egbo dada.

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Re: .. by Ifankaleluya: 10:29pm On Apr 24, 2016
simpleworld:
iba olodumore, iba akoda, iba aseda, iba eyin agba agba, eje ki lle aye osan mi o

Ifa ni;

Iliki lawo iliki,

iliki lawo iliki,

Araba gboju soke mo woye(do re) ilu

Oju-efun kii ri bi,

Oju-osun kii ri bi,

Ifa ma je ki n ri ibi

Eewo ni,

Oko(re mi) kii wonu obo ko farapa,

Oju gbogbo wa ko ni ri ibi o

Aburu ko ni ya si odo wa.

Ase...!!!

Aboru, Aboye.

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Re: .. by zenith329: 8:21am On Apr 25, 2016
Ifatoki16:
Baba mi Agbalagba oye.mo ti bere fun imule awon aje titi,sugbon o dabi e ko fe fun mi.mo kan sori mail yin,mo fi nomba ipe mi sile,sibe e ko tie wo ibiti mo wa.E joo mo fi orunmila beyin.ti mo ba seyin kie dara jimi.baba omo ni gbomo,irukere......09053297971 llcatz@yahoo.com

Good morning sir, mo ni lo ifa imule aje, email mi re : johnmike329@yahoo.com
Re: .. by zenith329: 10:52am On Apr 25, 2016
Eka aro gbogbo ile, ejo kilo egun monu?
Re: .. by zenith329: 10:53am On Apr 25, 2016
zenith329:
Eka aro gbogbo ile, ejo kilo je egun monu?
Re: .. by wale259(m): 2:43pm On Apr 25, 2016
Ase!!!
Ifankaleluya:


Ifa ni;

Iliki lawo iliki,

iliki lawo iliki,

Araba gboju soke mo woye(do re) ilu

Oju-efun kii ri bi,

Oju-osun kii ri bi,

Ifa ma je ki n ri ibi

Eewo ni,

Oko(re mi) kii wonu obo ko farapa,

Oju gbogbo wa ko ni ri ibi o

Aburu ko ni ya si odo wa.

Ase...!!!

Aboru, Aboye.
Re: .. by fbabs(m): 11:38am On Apr 26, 2016
quasimishaq7:
kerukeru adodun
a o lara adie agbebo eyo kan ao fi yerepe ologo ao fi bo ni di ao ni je ki owo letan to batobi ogban iseju aowa du ao wa fi blend yo poma idire ao jo pelu odidi atare kan ao fi singbere kokan si eti obo mejeji to se o k gbere kan lori oko

e seun alfa nla e dajun kinni je ''YEREPE OLOGO'' ati wipe ibo lao ti ri ?
Re: .. by Ifankaleluya: 9:58pm On Apr 26, 2016
[quote author=zenith329 post=45022973][/quote]

nkan ti e bere yen lagbara baba...emi ko mo oun ti e fe fi se. Sugbon emi fi be nife si iru-ogun ba yen. Egun-Oku(do mi) ni won n pe be.
Re: .. by Ifankaleluya: 10:00pm On Apr 26, 2016
zenith329:
Eka aro gbogbo ile, ejo kilo egun monu?



nkan ti e bere yen lagbara baba...emi ko mo oun ti e fe fi se. Sugbon emi fi be nife si iru-ogun ba yen. Egun-Oku(do mi) ni won n pe be.

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Re: .. by skamo74: 10:01am On Apr 27, 2016
[quote author=kadunasouth post=33530358][/quote]


Baba kadunasourh.Baba heartfirst, Baba Ifankaleluya... etc
iyonu Olohun yio ma ba yin gbe
lailai .
Sir, egbami ooo awon enia kan ma
lo nji oja mi ko nibi ti mo man ko si.
kini mo le se si aye naa Baba


eseun
Re: .. by zenith329: 10:30am On Apr 27, 2016
Ifankaleluya:


nkan ti e bere yen lagbara baba...emi ko mo oun ti e fe fi se. Sugbon emi fi be nife si iru-ogun ba yen. Egun-Oku(do mi) ni won n pe be.
Thanks you sir, eniyan mi nkan lo ju we ise kan fun, oni a fi egun monu haa lenu.
Kini idi ti e fi be nife si iru ogun be yen?
Re: .. by marv006: 10:19pm On Apr 27, 2016
Ifankaleluya:


Okare Babalawo

O si mu mi ranti Owonrin Olola(owonrin-were), Ki ebo fin oooooo.

Ifa ni;

Bi asinwin(re mi mi)

Bi asinwin

Bi were(do do) bi were

Bi were

Adifa fun Labalaba ti o faye so fe je,

Won ni o sakele ebo ni o se,

O gbebo nibe o si sebo

O geru atukan esu o si tu

O gbo kara ebo nibe o si ha

Igbayi lawon omo-kekere nle labalaba kiri,

labalaba o fo soke yio wipe

Bi asinwin bi asinwin,

Labalaba o tun fo wale

Yio wipe bi were-were

Bayi ni o gbe awon omode wo inu gbo lo...

Labalaba wa n faye sofe je.....

Orunmila erigi-alo ifa jia faye so fe je....!

O si mu mi ranti Isegun ota oni Owonrin-were to je wipe bi Babalawo, Onisegun, Alfa, Woli, ati whatever ba sa si eeyan. Iro ni won fi pa...!

Aboru Aboye!

Nje iba akoda iba aseda, gbo gbo omo awo ni ko ma juba won,
Nje iba ni ti oniba, omo awo ti ko ba juba akoda, ifa re ko nise,
awo ti koba juba aseda, ebo re ko ni'da,
nje iba ni ti oniba, emi juba akoda ati aseda.....
Iba re o Agba-Awo to gbo'fa gaara... Ifankaleluya iba o.
Nje iba gbogbo awo to wa lori eto yio,botilewu ki awo o kere to,
aki ifi oju di awo, iba gbo gbo ile o..Aboru Aboye.

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Re: .. by marv006: 10:42pm On Apr 27, 2016
FUN AWON TI WON MU ABUBO/ AJEEGUN..

Ao lo owo ati ese Oga mereerin ni otooto,
Ao lo eeyin(front tooth) oke- eeyin iwaju Elegede eyokan,
ao pin si ona meerin bakan naa,
Ao wa lo mariwo ope na si papo,
Ao fi sin gbere si orun owo wa mejeji ati ese wa mejeeji,
Ao sin owo oga otun si owo(hand) wa otun, ao sin owo(left hand) oga si orun owo osi wa, bee lao se ese mejeeji naa.

Hnmm beni, yio je fun wao..
Nitoriwipe anamu ni ti Oga
Ara ni ti Elegede
Eeyo ni ti moriwo..bi mariwo ope ba yo, akoju si Olodumare ni.
Eyi mo ba wi ni Ifa o se.

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Re: .. by marv006: 10:45pm On Apr 27, 2016
Aji tutu gb'aye
Arin ginniginni gb'ayi
Ojini kutu kutu rohun oro sarigbon lo' orun,
Adi'fun Orunmila, baba n'torun bowaye,
Dia fun omo eniyan, won maa pin si ero meta la'ye,
Awon ti won wa sa'ye,
Awon ti won sin won wa sa'ye,
Awon ti won wa wo'ran la'ye,
Won bo wa hu'wa ire,
Won bo wa hu'wa ibi,
Won bo wa se kose'bi-kose're,
Asee moga-moga kii ri ohun oro se argbon lo o,
Awo agbonniregun, dia fun agbonniregun,
Onti'kole aye losi ikole orun,
Oun lo sodo Eledumare lo beere oro,
Eetiri ti Olodumare fida ero meta,
Ati oun meta si ile aye leekanso,
Oni aki ida akoni meta si ile aye kiwon o ma fi apa gun arawon,
Nitoripe bi iga ba'gba iga, okan ate.....Ogbe Ofun lo so bee.



AWURE ORI.

Kanrangbo l'awo karangbon,
Jaguda l'awo jaguda,
Erin akoki ni salaabarin omo eranko,
Adia fun orunmila, baba nlo se onike ori laye,
Nje ti aba burin gada,
Bi aba ni owo kan asiko,
Bi aba burin gada,
Bi aba ni aya rere ni asiko,
Bi aba burin gada,
Bi aba bimo rere ni siko,
Bi aba burin gada ni ire gbogbo ni asiko,
Bi aba ji, a ni Ifa o seun,
Ifa aani; oun ko, Ori ni,Ori lo seyun-un.
Nje Ori mi gbemi, ori mi la mi,
Gbemi atete niran,
Atete gbeni ku' f'Oosa,
Ori ni ngbeni ki se'Oosa
Ori a gbe wa si ire gbogbo oo
Re: .. by marv006: 12:04am On Apr 28, 2016
IFA ISEGUN.
Ewe Ifa: ewe awede(make sure it is the real deal), ewe jiiwini, apere ajadi, ati aso funfun.

Ao gun awon ewe na po, ao fi ose ti a le lo lekan soso koo.
Ao mu apere ajadi losi odo to nson, ao ji lo ni owuro laifohun,
ao fi apere na si arin odo, ao da oju ko ibi to ti nson wa,
ao ko si inu apere na, ao we ose naa,
ao gbudo wo eyin titi ti ofi dele, ao gbudo fo ohun si eni kankan bakan na.
Note: ti a ba n we lowo, ao ma se awure:
awede werisa wemi mo, we mi fun owo,awede werisa wemi mo, wemi fun aya rere/oko rere,
awede werisa we mi mo, wemi fun omo rere.
Ao fi aso(cloth) ta'wo lo si odo, s'eba odo naa, ao ni fi owo(hand) wa kan mo oo,
ao wo aso funfun ti amulo si odo wa si ile, yio wa larawa fun ojo yen. Leyin na egbinyanju kie fi ekuru ati ori se sara si agbede/orita ni ale.


EYI NI A NFI GBA KADARA(DESTINY) WA KURO LOWO AJIRAWO LO...

Adonri ponpon ti iru re gbo dada, funfun ti nbe ninu Eso Oju musu, epo obo, egbo itu, eru alamo,atare,Owu ati epo pupa.............

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Re: .. by dagu: 9:47am On Apr 28, 2016
HEALTHFIRST IS A SCAMMER. YOU CAN CONFIRM THIS 2RU THE WHATSAPP GROUP HE CREATED. ''IWULO EWE ATI EGBO''

and someone told us on this thread b4 bt we ignored him.

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Re: .. by enigstil(m): 9:56am On Apr 28, 2016
When ifankaleluya came forth to tell us that he is not a genuine babalawo some people came for his jugular vein calling him all sorts.Which genuine babalawo sells his Ogun by putting them up in a book.Am on the group and what the poster above me said is true
Re: .. by Ifankaleluya: 1:58pm On Apr 28, 2016
enigstil:
When ifankaleluya came forth to tell us that he is not a genuine babalawo some people came for his jugular vein calling him all sorts.Which genuine babalawo sells his Ogun by putting them up in a book.Am on the group and what the poster above me said is true

Thank GOD...I'm vindicated...!!!

So many pple av called m on phone & told m abt his dubious character, bt i decides not 2 talk abt it here cos som pple w tink i only want to paint him black.

But d truth has prevailed now!!!

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