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If You Didn't Do These As Kids Then You Childhood Was Most Boring by ehisnoah: 10:30am On Apr 12, 2015
― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake
up on the bed
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of
bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed
with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen
so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d
lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it
ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while
walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd
sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one u do
Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". D song in church saying " o singo singo, praise d Lord", is actually " o sing my soul and praise d Lord. I knw u are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.! are u guilty? hahahaha!

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Re: If You Didn't Do These As Kids Then You Childhood Was Most Boring by Sugarly: 10:35am On Apr 12, 2015
I did some
Re: If You Didn't Do These As Kids Then You Childhood Was Most Boring by Nobody: 10:38am On Apr 12, 2015
I did all, I mean ALL od dem.
I stil BATH in d rain and stil KILL eartworm wit SALT
Re: If You Didn't Do These As Kids Then You Childhood Was Most Boring by Jerryjat(m): 10:47am On Apr 12, 2015
I did all of them...

You see bathing in the rain... Hmmmm... Na only God know wen i go stop am...
Re: If You Didn't Do These As Kids Then You Childhood Was Most Boring by capitalhillfilm: 10:47am On Apr 12, 2015
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ehisnoah:
― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake
up on the bed
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of
bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed
with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen
so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d
lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it
ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while
walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd
sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one u do
Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". D song in church saying " o singo singo, praise d Lord", is actually " o sing my soul and praise d Lord. I knw u are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.! are u guilty? hahahaha!
Re: If You Didn't Do These As Kids Then You Childhood Was Most Boring by alberto2k(m): 10:48am On Apr 12, 2015
Blebleswag:
I did all, I mean ALL od dem.
I stil BATH in d rain and stil KILL eartworm wit SALT

Abeg where ya house dey, I go like come around during raining season embarassed
Re: If You Didn't Do These As Kids Then You Childhood Was Most Boring by Nobody: 10:50am On Apr 12, 2015
alberto2k:


Abeg where ya house dey, I go like come around during raining season embarassed
Then come to Pluto
Re: If You Didn't Do These As Kids Then You Childhood Was Most Boring by alberto2k(m): 11:04am On Apr 12, 2015
Blebleswag:

Then come to Pluto

Pluto?

hohohiohohoho grin

Sorry, I'm changing my mind tongue
Re: If You Didn't Do These As Kids Then You Childhood Was Most Boring by ajanifarouq(m): 11:04am On Apr 12, 2015
I play in the rain and kill earthworm with salt till now, it interesting.
Re: If You Didn't Do These As Kids Then You Childhood Was Most Boring by Nobody: 11:15am On Apr 12, 2015
alberto2k:


Pluto?

hohohiohohoho grin

Sorry, I'm changing my mind tongue
Lol y?
I live here alone, life is very cool here, only gud tins happens here, no evil. Pls come
Re: If You Didn't Do These As Kids Then You Childhood Was Most Boring by Nobody: 11:15am On Apr 12, 2015
ajanifarouq:
I play in the rain and kill earthworm with salt till now, it interesting.
U can say again
Re: If You Didn't Do These As Kids Then You Childhood Was Most Boring by Ewizard(m): 11:19am On Apr 12, 2015
found guilty as charged...grin
Re: If You Didn't Do These As Kids Then You Childhood Was Most Boring by alberto2k(m): 11:26am On Apr 12, 2015
Blebleswag:

Lol y?
I live here alone, life is very cool here, only gud tins happens here, no evil. Pls come
and the first evil that will happen there, is that I might die before reaching mars undecided

Btw, assuming that backside was bigger Iswear u go see me now now even before u read the first and previous paragraph grin grin
Re: If You Didn't Do These As Kids Then You Childhood Was Most Boring by Nobody: 11:35am On Apr 12, 2015
alberto2k:

and the first evil that will happen there, is that I might die before reaching mars undecided

Btw, assuming that backside was bigger Iswear u go see me now now even before u read the first and previous paragraph grin grin
Hehehe
Re: If You Didn't Do These As Kids Then You Childhood Was Most Boring by alberto2k(m): 11:46am On Apr 12, 2015
Blebleswag:

Hehehe
wait, so you changed your Dp coz of me cry
Na yoke I dey na cry

You know how many guys dey trip for that pic so
Re: If You Didn't Do These As Kids Then You Childhood Was Most Boring by Nobody: 11:52am On Apr 12, 2015
alberto2k:

wait, so you changed your Dp coz of me cry
Na yoke I dey na cry

You know how many guys dey trip for that pic so
One has to change dps, not cos any1
Re: If You Didn't Do These As Kids Then You Childhood Was Most Boring by Nobody: 11:58am On Apr 12, 2015
Hmm only did some, not all.
Re: If You Didn't Do These As Kids Then You Childhood Was Most Boring by alberto2k(m): 12:02pm On Apr 12, 2015
Blebleswag:

One has to change dps, not cos any1
then prove me wrong by changing it again to your real pic undecided
Re: If You Didn't Do These As Kids Then You Childhood Was Most Boring by SonOFaGun(m): 12:03pm On Apr 12, 2015
Not all sha ! Did jst few of them , altho I still don't understand till nw , did india rili beat nika 99-1
Re: If You Didn't Do These As Kids Then You Childhood Was Most Boring by Nobody: 12:06pm On Apr 12, 2015
alberto2k:

then prove me wrong by changing it again to your real pic undecided
Not today, till a week time

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