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Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by jamace(m): 12:51pm On Jan 28, 2009 |
Heavily pregnant woman discusses with her 3 years old son: Woman: Son did you enjoy the food?. Son: Yes mummy, the food was very sweet. (Woman sits on the floor the way pregnant women use to sit with legs stretched forward and the stomach protruding like baloon. She was so ecstatic about the baby in the womb and told the son this.) Woman: Do you know that your junior is inside here? (Pointing to her protruding stomach ). SonConfused because he does not know the biological process of child bearing burst into tears and said) Mummy, are you this wicked, why did you decide to eat junior instead of garri? In fact, son refused to be consoled because he could not see any reason why junior should be found in mummy's stomach . |
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by romsky: 1:14pm On Jan 28, 2009 |
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by Ben13: 1:23pm On Jan 28, 2009 |
lol that was funny . . . but why is romade angry |
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by romsky: 2:59pm On Jan 28, 2009 |
i decided to act lyk d said Junior nah |
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by gbolah1(m): 3:13pm On Jan 28, 2009 |
intresting |
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by jamace(m): 6:58am On Jan 29, 2009 |
I think mother should explain clearly to his son how junior got into the stomach . |
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by Nobody: 8:02am On Jan 29, 2009 |
you want to get him more confused and asked JAMB questions you ncant afford to answer comfortably |
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by jamace(m): 12:06pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
The poor boy wants to know how it happened now . |
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by romsky: 12:20pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
tell him he will understand beta in either integrated science or biology class if he pays rapt attention in skul |
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by Ben13: 1:50pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
anyways, it depends on the area where they live. the boy might know how junior got in there more than the mother |
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by folami86: 3:23pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
good jokes lol |
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by dani1luv: 7:25pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by spenchuks(m): 10:27am On Jan 30, 2009 |
like me sha, i never knew how one comes into existence until i was 12 u know say i no spoil like romade and Benson |
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by dani1luv: 6:33pm On Jan 30, 2009 |
tuuh |
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by D1KeleVra(m): 7:25pm On Jan 30, 2009 |
Charlie bit my finger. . . owwww! Charlie! |
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by dani1luv: 7:44pm On Jan 30, 2009 |
eeewwwwwww |
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by mykali(m): 7:49pm On Jan 30, 2009 |
lmyo. a very interesting topic. . . . |
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by dani1luv: 7:52pm On Jan 30, 2009 |
u sef wan chop garri |
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by jamace(m): 9:38pm On Jan 31, 2009 |
Son has stopped crying though not happy with mummy for eating Juniorinstead of garri. Son continued to wonder how Junior will come out of mummy's tommy. He then asked mummy. Son: mummy, are you going to shit Junior out through the anus? Mother: No (Mummy confused by this question). Son: Will Junior smell of poopoo? Mother: No(Mummy is unsettled by these barrage of questions from the son and regretted starting the conversation). More questions from son later. |
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by jamace(m): 1:45pm On Feb 01, 2009 |
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Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by D1KeleVra(m): 1:52pm On Feb 01, 2009 |
no mind the guy. . . he don confuse. |
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by romsky: 1:58pm On Feb 01, 2009 |
spenchuks: spencer can lie! |
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by D1KeleVra(m): 2:25pm On Feb 01, 2009 |
romade: That's too true. He only found out 2yrs ago. |
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by mykali(m): 4:30pm On Feb 01, 2009 |
i neva brush sha. |
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by dani1luv: 4:34pm On Feb 01, 2009 |
who ask u |
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by Nobody: 5:30pm On Feb 01, 2009 |
no wonder the thread stinks. |
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by clemcykul(f): 9:06am On Feb 02, 2009 |
like ur arse |
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by jamace(m): 6:50am On Feb 03, 2009 |
Son has stopped crying though not happy with mummy for eating Juniorinstead of garri. Son continued to wonder how Junior will come out of mummy's tommy. He then asked mummy. Son: mummy, are you going to shit Junior out through the anus? Mother: No (Mummy confused by this question). Son: Will Junior smell of poopoo? Mother: No(Mummy is unsettled by these barrage of questions from the son and regretted starting the conversation). |
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by spenchuks(m): 8:39am On Feb 03, 2009 |
repeated episode |
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by clemcykul(f): 9:41am On Feb 03, 2009 |
that is the part two watch out for the part three |
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by spenchuks(m): 9:59am On Feb 03, 2009 |
are u d producer? |
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by clemcykul(f): 10:12am On Feb 03, 2009 |
honestly i dont know |
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