Types Of People You Will Meet At Every
Football Bet Shop
1. Ticket Reprinters.....
These ones will collect your ticket and ask the
attendant to reprint it the moment they see
your winnings
2. The Questionnaires.....
The ones who will ask you if you think Chelsea
will handicap Hull City or otherwise
3. Almost Won Ticket Keepers.....
The ones who always keep their "Almost won
tickets" just to show to everybody that " na only
one 1 team spoil d ticket *rotfl*
4. The Boasters.....
The ones who will boast as if they are the ones
who will play the match. These people can even
swear with their lives e.g if Madrid no beat Celta
Vigo, make I no prosper for life
5. History Tellers......
The ones will tell everybody that they ought to
have won N100, 000 yesterday, if not for
Barcelona who bleeped them up
6. The Advicers.....
The ones who will advise you on the right thing
to
do. They claim they know in and out of
football.. For example, chairman abeg no give
Man Utd Straight win against Sunderland ooooo,
otherwise na dem go spoil ur ticket
7. Toilet Roll Players....
I call these people greedy dudes, they will
accumulate up to 28 matches because they want
their standard of living to change
8. The Admirers....
The ones who are there to collect your ticket and
check it. After checking, they will tell you that "
bros I swear dis ur ticket make sense die, e be
like say I go reprint am" **if I hear say dem
reprint am **
9. The Confused Niqqas....
The ones who are confused cos little do they
know about football, Just a little persuasion or
discouragement will do the magic will put them
in doubt. Tell dem to give Osasuna straight win
against Barca and dey won't hesitate
10. The High Self Esteemers...
These people will not want to be on the queue
cos
they want to play a game of N1, 000 and above..
They make every other person look like they are
jobless and have got time to waste. They will just
go straight to the attendant and give their
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Na them sabi

All of them= loafers

Definately u must belong to 1 category ,
Which are u?snc u knw

O.p what about the pool guys (elderlymen) always playing draw games.those pool guys know history sha

redvektor:
O.p what about the pool guys (elderlymen) always playing draw games.those pool guys know history sha

dat's true, they lyk playin draws alot due to their pool experience and at the end nko?

mkoabiola:
Definately u must belong to 1 category ,
Which are u?snc u knw

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