A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands...

Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I am writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you wound not approve because of her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes, and the fact she's much older than I. But it's not only the passion Dad; she's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with other people in the commune -- for all the cocaine and ectasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so that Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!

Don't worry Dad. I'm 15, I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I am sure we'll be back to visit so that you can get to know your many grandchildren.

Love,
your son, Joshua

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report card that's on the kitchen table. Call me when it's safe for me to come home!

Lol. Omok'omo

jst in case it gets to FP

Lol.....

Son of a bittch, it's no excuse for your poor grades. No more video games

So cool, I'm sure the guy had F9

Op y did u post my biography on nairaland? I wrote the letter to my dad to read alone

Very silly a son. I can't really think of what the father's reaction might be though.

Nice one !!! He got me too.

Lmao

Wat if d father had fainted @ d middle of d letter?

Lmao ....what if his dad just collapsed before he even finished. good one though

If na me, he will be grounded for life! Jeeeeeeeeez! That really got me. If I felt this way, how would his father had felt? Like dying or wat? Olodo boy. He will go nd learn work.

this boy wan kill him papa.

hehehehehehe very funny. nice one. omokomo

Cadamlk:
Nice one !!! He got me too.

can u do dat to ur father?

If i be father of dis boy i go semd am out to go and learn LEDILEDI lol

I will query his mother where he got him from. It better nat be true

Haaaaaa. Jesu mi

Am nt so sure d Dad read the last paragragh

funny olodo son

I'm certain a Nigerian father will not read that letter to the end before storming out of the room in anger, yelling 'mama Joshua!, where are you? See your life outside. Your son has ran away n weren't even aware'. Lolzzz.