spikedcylinder:

You people's pidgin on this thread na die! I can hardly understand.
Ika, please I beg you, in lay man's words, tell me where iice is.

Mama send Laydee go yonder

When she dey come back, Uncle Pako call am say make she come spend 3weeks and uncle Pako nor get internet

Dat na why IICE nefa show face!

brash come n me u dey yab?

Your mouth like the creek between madagascar and that other island shiorrr

you dey lucky say laydee don beg for you.

she send her luff to ika and you,

say make i nor beat you o.


but dayo go beat you up

ikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i wan chop

gbam!

to muki with all my loff

ikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Mukina333

where are the following ppl

iice and stephenP.

i don't go around asking for ppl but these 2 came 2 mind. are thye ok?

Brash you wey your head and neck be like fist, See you face like spoon.

Liff Muki alone else i go comot boxers fight you oh

May the peace of the lord be with thee all. And may thy enemies depart from thee, and ye shall be blessed with the spirit of divination so that ye shall enrich Seun by thy posts. And thou shall reap plenty of posts and Seun shall call thee blessed because thou hast enriched his pocket bountifully. Nairaland: 6 vs 1-8.

crazykid:

May the peace of the lord be with thee all. And may thy enemies depart from thee, and ye shall be blessed with the spirit of divination so that ye shall enrich Seun by thy posts. And thou shall reap plenty of posts and Seun shall call thee blessed because thou hast enriched his pocket bountifully. Nairaland: 6 vs 1-8.

huh?

crazykid:

May the peace of the lord be with thee all. And may thy enemies depart from thee, and ye shall be blessed with the spirit of divination so that ye shall enrich Seun by thy posts. And thou shall reap plenty of posts and Seun shall call thee blessed because thou hast enriched his pocket bountifully. Nairaland: 6 vs 1-8.

Craze trickle inside your medula or wetin be dis naw?

IkaaaA

Why u serve Muki food naw and u no serve me?

I go wounjure persin oo

Mama no say Brash no dey take im food play!

MrCrackles:

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I go wounjure persin oo

abeg nor  vex oh  oya gba!

N5 naira fufu na hin dem dey serve Brash
Person wey serve am wicked.

IkaA

Gbosa!Gbosa!!Gbosa!!!

I loff u plus laydee plus iice join

Brash abeg helep me organize pammy na. He don tey wey i don ask u

chamotex:

N5 naira fufu na hin dem dey serve Brash
Person wey serve am wicked.

thunder fire dat yah keyboard

shamoteesi abi na who be dis?

kuku talk sey you sef wan chop! ,see as you dey drool all over the place sef
yeye!

ikamefa:

thunder fire dat yah keyboard

shamoteesi abi na who be dis?

kuku talk sey you sef wan chop! ,see as you dey drool all over the place sef
yeye!

Nor mind am

Na jealousy

He wan enter the soup!

chamotex:

Brash abeg helep me organize pammy na. He don tey wey i don ask u

IkaAaa is the pammy queenie

U need to talk to her ooo

Maybe we fit admit you for our next drinking session for Uncle Pako side

Ika abeg help me organize pammy o, God go bless u. E don tey wey I drink am.

Uncle Pako? Which kind name be that?

ikamefa:

shamoteesi abi na who be dis?

Emi gan gan ni. Chamo Okunrin meta at'abo, on gbona feli feli, eni moo o ko, eni koo o mo, ado obinrin bi eni nlagi.
Emi ti mo wa ninu ile ti eru ara mi si n bami.

@Chimaroke chamotex, thou shall drink no strong wine for we're on a holy place. @Ika, Nne long time, how are the twins doing. @mr crackles, congratulations, you've gotten yourself a job with the Nigerian police. Tidy thy house for we shall come unto thine house to sup and celebrate with thee.

Ika

you put the rat medicine for the soup you serve brash ni?


Crazykid
the twins are well, where ur band dey?


brash
your own don finish today


Chamotex
abeg what are you doing in THIS house?
scummies are not allowed in here
dont try it again o

crazykid:

. @Ika, Nne long time, how are the twins doing. 

gbam! they  are  thriving and getting bigger 

wait oh when did crazy kid turn into a female?  _{ha i don forget}  na crase 

chamotex:

Ika abeg help me organize pammy o, God go bless u. E don tey wey I drink am.

Uncle Pako? Which kind name be that?

Emi gan gan ni. Chamo Okunrin meta at'abo, on gbona feli feli, eni moo o ko, eni koo o mo, ado obinrin bi eni nlagi.
Emi ti mo wa ninu ile ti eru ara mi si n bami.

bwoy yii o get body temperature e at all 

pammy koo! holy water ni! 


@ muki rat poison?

mukina2:

Chamotex
abeg what are you doing in THIS house?
scummies are not allowed in here
dont try it again o

Muki, no be you I find come here jor.
Me sef come meet iice na, abi wetin. Make I no meet iice?

@ house
I still dey find pammy o.

ika

yes Rat poison i want wear black for am



Chamo
you want to meet iice? please send in an application

yes !.2 talk better dis is my noba 07033975465

@Ika. My transformation into a female is the hand work of baba God. It shows that miracles still happen.

olumade:

yes !.2 talk better dis is my noba 07033975465

Ha!


CK
you don crase tay tay

@Mukina and Ika

Here are the lovely band you ladies requested for

@ck  "  "

that your band? what kind of music are they playing?

i hope not pangolo rythms?

c o s amma sue the pants of yah!

that guitarist and that harpist na die them be! 


muki! muki! muki! 

@ brash!  salam! salaam! oh!

iice

psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssst! come make we go tiff pammy

e dey inside mukis closet!

i saw one giant gourd in there dis morning, i nor know where she get am from

come quick make we go !

ikamefa:


psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssst! come make we go tiff pammy

e dey inside mukis closet!

i saw one giant gourd in there dis morning, i nor know where she get am from

come quick make we go !

Oya make we go

Comot your boot jare, d thing go make noise!

Oh pammy, i love my pammy!

CK
na Alhaji that band dey play?

Ika and brash
laydee sends her love
she said to tell you that she loffs una . . .she will be back soon


Ika
why you dey for me?


brash u still dey breathe?


ANYONE WEY PARTAKE IN DRINKING MY PAMMY THEIR BELLE GO RUN FOR 365 DAYS