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While I Was Younger.... by emmanueloluwa(m): 12:00pm On Apr 22, 2015
Wen i wz Younger....
I'd put ma arms in ma shirt nd tell pple i lost ma arms;
Had a pen of 4 colours nd tried to push all d buttons @
once;
Tried to balance d switch btw on&off;
Closed d fridge extremely slowly to c wen d lights went off;
Swallowed a seed,wz scared 2 death dat a tree wz going to
grow in ma tommy;
Waited behind d door to scare sum1,den leave bcuz dey r
tkin time to come out;
Faked being asleep so dat i cud b carried to bed;
Used to think d moon followed me wherever i go;
Watched d fan rotating nd thought dey were playing nd
pursuing one anoda;
D only thing i had 2 tk Care of wz ma SKUL BAG!!!
Lolz...tell me wat u did too

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