1.You buy egg roll N150, I buy buns
N20 boil egg N30, all na N50 #all na d same, money cannot
waste#
2.You buy Five Alive N300; I buy ...
orange+mango+pineapple N80, my
own na
natural......money cannot waste#
3. Nepa cut your power, you pay N2000 reconnection fee
sharp sharp;
me I wait...for night I call electrician pay
am N200 fix the wire back.....money
cannot waste#
4. You buy Milo, peak milk and sugar;
me I buy cowbell chocolate which already
contains every....Money no waste#
5. You pay 5k go watch p.square
show, me I buy the pirated CD N100
watch n sing along....money no waste#
6. You pay N1000 for cinema buy pop corn N500; I buy 20-
in-1 DVD,
dey my
house dey chop N50 pop corn, movie
dey show....money cannot waste#
7. You buy red bull N400 to become
active, me I buy paraga N20, i'm super
active...mtchew...money cannot waste# 8. You buy Don
Simon, I buy
zobo add
squaddy, ...all na red wine#
9. You fix brazillian hair 100k; I buy
xpressions attachment N350, I fine
pass you...guys
dont even know the difference...ha hahahaa#
10. You go club for V.Island buy
hennesey 40k, me I enter joint for area
buy alomo N200.......all na highness#
11. You pay dstv 9k to watch match,
me I pay N50 for viewing centre,...all na de same#
12. You buy BB torch 95k, me I buy BB
Storm 15k...sheybi na ping all of us
they ping#
abeg abeg.....all na de same....wetin
remain
YOU CAN ADD YOURS......

You buy original customized football Jersey 15k, i enter market buy China made 1k carriam give jide im write my name for the back 1k . All na customized jersey .

llaalllastica......