Lik Abraham Lincoln used to say..TEACH HIM, I KNOW HE WILL LEARN in his letter to my sons teacher....but life hv taught me that some persons dosent want to learn. Dis is a gal I used to know bt not knowing she was a lesibian. Still a virgin...we started dating.....

There was this her gal frend as she told me dat she always does dat lesibianism wit nd I advice her on d consequences. Do u knw that husbands hv been cuming to that of her gal frend bt d gal refuses telling dat my gal dat she dosent like men expecially wen d will be using their big DICk on her that she was the reason she has been rejecting husbands. Bt along d line d presure was much nd she accepted on. On the eve and afta her traditional marriage..she still does the thing wit her...
I latr dis virgin ma gal nd stop her frm doing such..bt d gal was on her neck alwas callin, though we hv seperated, bt she alwas call to tell me abt d gal

How can she cop wit dis married woman...?

Dude like WTF!!!

Come again, you say what?

Op is this English or swahili

o gord!!!!

Chai I don die.someone should pls help me interpret.

Dnt telll me dis is rili English Language!!! Lord have mercy

Every comment here was just focused on the errors in his writing.

BluePearls:
Every comment here was just focused on the errors in his writing.

Well would you be kind enough to explain what he typed up there??

OP ur english is pathetic. Not a clue of what u were Saying!!!

berryBee:
Op is this English or swahili

Leaders of tomorrow

Oh my gud lord! in Aunt Maya's voice...let me reread nd try 2 absorb his narrative.

write2obi:
Dude like WTF!!!

hahhhhaaa u funny die, as in ehhnnn, it was difficult for me to comprehend

Chai! Plincipal, na only you waka come o....

Well, I will be gracious enough to tell you all that don't understand "simple English", what the op was on about.

The op had a girlfriend who was a virgin. The virgin girlfriend had a girlfriend who was a lesbian. The two girls were getting down o. Then the lesbian told op's girlfriend that she has been having suitors but that she didn't want to accept any of the proposals because of op's girlfriend.

Eventually, due to pressure from people, the lesbian girl got married. On the eve of the wedding and after the wedding, she got down with op's girlfriend who was still a virgin.

Now, the op has disvirgined his girlfriend and broken up with her but she still calls op to tell him that the married woman still disturbs her for s€x.

Op's question is: how can his ex girlfriend who was a virgin and was still practicing lesbianism cope with the married woman lesbian.

A round of applause for me please...

MrsAnyanwu:
hahhhhaaa u funny die, as in ehhnnn, it was difficult for me to comprehend

Really how can someone not be able to write something in a simple English that everyone can understand No big gramma just simple understandable english

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I don laff piss for rug!

It is actually Afrikaans..hasn't gotten to Nigeria yet

berryBee:
Op is this English or swahili

...try to pay our school fees and give us sound education

bebe2:



Leaders of tomorrow

mekuryo:
Lik Abraham Lincoln used to say..TEACH HIM, I KNOW HE WILL LEARN in his letter to my sons teacher....but life hv taught me that some persons dosent want to learn. Dis is a gal I used to know bt not knowing she was a lesibian. Still a virgin...we started dating.....

There was this her gal frend as she told me dat she always does dat lesibianism wit nd I advice her on d consequences. Do u knw that husbands hv been cuming to that of her gal frend bt d gal refuses telling dat my gal dat she dosent like men expecially wen d will be using their big DICk on her that she was the reason she has been rejecting husbands. Bt along d line d presure was much nd she accepted on. On the eve and afta her traditional marriage..she still does the thing wit her...
I latr dis virgin ma gal nd stop her frm doing such..bt d gal was on her neck alwas callin, though we hv seperated, bt she alwas call to tell me abt d gal

How can she cop wit dis married woman...?

Are you drunk or sumtin?

Hmmmm, I really do not understand.