In church today, I was noticing some common behaviours of people in church.

Abeg if I mention your name, don't take it personal o... na just joke aiit?

1. The onlookers: these ones are there to look at what is going on. The never participate in anything. Ranging from worship, praise, prayer, sermon... eniqurl

2. The phone chargers crew: these ones, immediately they step into church, the first thing is to ask usher "where can I charge?" Or they start looking around to do the findings themselves. Liljboy

3. The distraction crew: cause distraction all the time. All those girl that they'll wear micro mini skirt and start parading the church and be distracting young guys who wants to be distracted. Them no dey fit catch me sha! Nneka123, lal247, rokiatu, marieolae, and co.

4. The gum-chewers: these set chew gum from begining to end of service and some of them even has the efrontry to make that silly noise they make along with the gum... kpa! Kpa! Kpo! Mtcheww... nneka123 is also here

5. The phone pressers: press phone throughout service. Only God knows what they're pressing. Even during sermon and prayers, they still cling to their phone. Hurklan, dioxidane

6. The call-makers crew: only one person, within the hours of 9am and 12pm, will recieve more than 20 calls and they keep standing up each time and running out of church to answer the call. So annoying. Nitefury

7. The babe finders: guys.... just come to church to find babes. Church na club? Abi na party? Mtcheww origin101

8. The miracle seekers: them these ones just come church to find miracle. Before pastor say is there anyone that needs so so so, should come out... them don dey front finish. Them no dey carry last. And after getting their miracles, you see them no more

9. The wonderful christian/prayer warriors: them they spit fire from mouth. If you go hold their hand during joint prayer enh! Them go shake your hand tire and spit for your face tire. These types speak in tongues at every little thing. Even during opening prayer sef... tunery004

10. The commentators: if pastor say anything, they must make comments, and some of them make it loudly sef... you hear comments like 'ride on pastor' 'fire on' 'hmm... that's right' etc. Liljboy,

Commentator crew: Orijin101

hfinest1:
In church today, I was noticing some common behaviours of people in church.

Abeg if I mention your name, don't take it personal o... na just joke aiit?

1. The onlookers: these ones are there to look at what is going on. The never participate in anything. Ranging from worship, praise, prayer, sermon... eniqurl

2. The phone chargers crew: these ones, immediately they step into church, the first thing is to ask usher "where can I charge?" Or they start looking around to do the findings themselves. Liljboy

3. The distraction crew: cause distraction all the time. All those girl that they'll wear micro mini skirt and start parading the church and be distracting young guys who wants to be distracted. Them no dey fit catch me sha! Nneka123, lal247, rokiatu, marieolae, and co.

4. The gum-chewers: these set chew gum from begining to end of service and some of them even has the efrontry to make that silly noise they make along with the gum... kpa! Kpa! Kpo! Mtcheww... nneka123 is also here

5. The phone pressers: press phone throughout service. Only God knows what they're pressing. Even during sermon and prayers, they still cling to their phone. Hurklan, dioxidane

6. The call-makers crew: only one person, within the hours of 9am and 12pm, will recieve more than 20 calls and they keep standing up each time and running out of church to answer the call. So annoying. Nitefury

7. The babe finders: guys.... just come to church to find babes. Church na club? Abi na party? Mtcheww origin101

8. The miracle seekers: them these ones just come church to find miracle. Before pastor say is there anyone that needs so so so, should come out... them don dey front finish. Them no dey carry last. And after getting their miracles, you see them no more

9. The wonderful christian/prayer warriors: them they spit fire from mouth. If you go hold their hand during joint prayer enh! Them go shake your hand tire and spit for your face tire. These types speak in tongues at every little thing. Even during opening prayer sef... tunery004

10. The commentators: if pastor say anything, they must make comments, and some of them make it loudly sef... you hear comments like 'ride on pastor' 'fire on' 'hmm... that's right' etc. Liljboy,

Lol, where u come belong?

9. The wonderful christian/prayer warriors: temitemi

Lolzzz...I think DAT charging ish is common to students fellowship

Harbosede02:
Lolzzz...I think DAT charging ish is common to students fellowship

yh.... u right but some ppl do it in church too... me sef dey do am wella but I dnt ask anyone... I locate a socket n plug my phn... no permission, nothing


so where u belong?

hfinest1:
In church today, I was noticing some common behaviours of people in church.

Abeg if I mention your name, don't take it personal o... na just joke aiit?

1. The onlookers: these ones are there to look at what is going on. The never participate in anything. Ranging from worship, praise, prayer, sermon... eniqurl

2. The phone chargers crew: these ones, immediately they step into church, the first thing is to ask usher "where can I charge?" Or they start looking around to do the findings themselves. Liljboy

3. The distraction crew: cause distraction all the time. All those girl that they'll wear micro mini skirt and start parading the church and be distracting young guys who wants to be distracted. Them no dey fit catch me sha! Nneka123, lal247, rokiatu, marieolae, and co.

4. The gum-chewers: these set chew gum from begining to end of service and some of them even has the efrontry to make that silly noise they make along with the gum... kpa! Kpa! Kpo! Mtcheww... nneka123 is also here

5. The phone pressers: press phone throughout service. Only God knows what they're pressing. Even during sermon and prayers, they still cling to their phone. Hurklan, dioxidane

6. The call-makers crew: only one person, within the hours of 9am and 12pm, will recieve more than 20 calls and they keep standing up each time and running out of church to answer the call. So annoying. Nitefury

7. The babe finders: guys.... just come to church to find babes. Church na club? Abi na party? Mtcheww origin101

8. The miracle seekers: them these ones just come church to find miracle. Before pastor say is there anyone that needs so so so, should come out... them don dey front finish. Them no dey carry last. And after getting their miracles, you see them no more

9. The wonderful christian/prayer warriors: them they spit fire from mouth. If you go hold their hand during joint prayer enh! Them go shake your hand tire and spit for your face tire. These types speak in tongues at every little thing. Even during opening prayer sef... tunery004

10. The commentators: if pastor say anything, they must make comments, and some of them make it loudly sef... you hear comments like 'ride on pastor' 'fire on' 'hmm... that's right' etc. Liljboy,

I just dy look yhu.

tunery004:


Lol, where u come belong?

none of the above

hfinest1:
In church today, I was noticing some common behaviours of people in church.

Abeg if I mention your name, don't take it personal o... na just joke aiit?

6. The call-makers crew: only one person, within the hours of 9am and 12pm, will recieve more than 20 calls and they keep standing up each time and running out of church to answer the call. So annoying. Nitefury

,

Lol.. You no serious...

Nitefury:


Lol.. You no serious...

guy... God go bless u... I just dey luk odas as dem dey quote d whole post... you've proven dat you're a true son of the soil (nairaland soil)

hfinest1

liljboy:
hfinest1

guy, person no dey follow you play again?

hfinest1:
guy, person no dey follow you play again?

I look like person wey dey vex...... hafa....

LolzzZ... Hfinest1, you're not serious... Funny enough na true o...

liljboy:
I look like person wey dey vex...... hafa....

*phew* i for say sha! i dey o... jez dey chill with eniqurl here... the girl no wan go ha house again sha! be like say she wan sleep with me.... I mean in my house o... not wat you're thinking o...

hfinest1:
*phew* i for say sha! i dey o... jez dey chill with eniqurl here... the girl no wan go ha house again sha! be like say she wan sleep with me.... I mean in my house o... not wat you're thinking o...

why u come dey tell me.... if na mutual consent.