These are sets of people you do see in the church.
When I say CHURCH, I really mean Church not those ones that there congregation are not up to the number of the Apostle .....let's get there:

1. TRUE WORSHIPERS: This set are the those ones that has the utmost respect for God. They are those ones that St. Paul refers their body as the temple of the Holy-Spirit. They always have their Bible with them (Just like me) with other Spiritual Books.

2. THE FAKERS: This group are mostly girls. They are capable of carrying 5 different versions of Bible to the church with "Sac" bag forming that they are children of GOD. Whenever the priest/pastor ask someone to read the Bible for us, fakers will have at least 30% of those that will stand up and shout: Praise God!!

3. THE DRESSERS: The girls are most guilty of this. They are Anonymous at the beginning of Mass/Service but fully manifest during offering. Most of the time during second collection when the catechist will say "JESUS' or OUR LORD's Zone. Dem go now stand go collect holy water

4. THE CHATTERS: This group are back-seaters. They always have their destination at the last row of Pews, they don't even know where the reading are taken from because are always busy setting their eyes on their phones 2go-ing, Facebook-ing, tweet-ing, whatsapp-ing, etc
They sometimes be like " Am reading KJV Bible in my phone"

5.THE SLEEPERS: They are mostly those on menopause. The have a particular seat position usually at the end of each pew though some will be in the middle of a pew. They most annoying thing is that if you do "corporal work of mercy" to awake them, they will tell you *Am not sleeping* Looking at his/her eye, it will be as if he/she has already smoke 5 wraps of marijuana/Igbo
Hehehehehe ....This group eeh, their problem is cureless.


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The Observers... Like OP.
Go to church and concentrate on the purpose...