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Application Form To Marry My Sister. by tjfulloption(m): 9:39am On Apr 29, 2015
APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY SISTER.
FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HANDWRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS

I _______________ hereby apply to marry your
sister Miss____________. I am _____ years old.
Please answer the following questions honestly.
1. Are you a Christian/Muslim ? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No
4. Are you working? Yes/No
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No
If your answer to any of the above questions is
NO, do not continue. Leave my house and don't
look back.

If all your answers were YES, Then continue...
1. In 50 words or more, Describe the
disadvantages of cheating in marriage.
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can
give respect to your father-in-law and mother-
in-law.
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need money
for my hair at the saloon", what would be your
answer?
__________________________________

4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________

5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to
you?
__________________________________________

6.Do you have both dad and mum together? Yes/
No
If No explain why?
_________________________________________
7. Were your parents legally married? Yes/No
If YES for how long?________________________
If the time of their marriage is less than your age,
Explain why you were born out of wedlock. ____________________________________

8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY"
As used by women (100 words)
__________________________________________
__________________________________________

9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man
to sleep outside his house.
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________

10. In case of divorce, Who do you think is the
owner of the kids between father and mother?
_________________________________________

Answer the following by Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No
3. Are you short-tempered? Yes/No

LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT
1. When can you be free for interviews?_________
2. When is the best time to interview your dad?________
3. When can I interview your mum?_____________
4. When can I interview your congregation
Elders?______________
5. Please stick your passport size photo below
which will be put in the newspaper to check if
you have other girlfriends.
Sign here: ________________
Sign again: _______________

Thank you for showing interest in my sister.
Your application will be processed in a year's time.
You will be acknowledged only if you emerge
successful.
As you are waiting...
*Please don't call me!
*Don't visit me!
*Don't contact my sister!
If you do, you will be disqualified!
Leave your details in case I need to ask you
more questions;
Postal Address: _________________________
Email: __________________________________
Phone: _________________________________
Home:__________________________________
Facebook: ______________________________
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Re: Application Form To Marry My Sister. by jawd20: 9:40am On Apr 29, 2015
Slavery man
Re: Application Form To Marry My Sister. by Nobody: 9:41am On Apr 29, 2015
Simple thing jare, let ur sister come do some night for my place like one week, we will fill the form together all night, op hope she's beautiful sha grin
Re: Application Form To Marry My Sister. by Tallesty1(m): 9:43am On Apr 29, 2015
This your sister had better run away with a man, else a time will come when your father will tell her to start paying rent.
Re: Application Form To Marry My Sister. by Skillfullulu(m): 9:43am On Apr 29, 2015
No time
Re: Application Form To Marry My Sister. by Basildvalour(m): 9:43am On Apr 29, 2015
Keep her, I no marry again after all, I don enjoy enough tongue
Re: Application Form To Marry My Sister. by yomi007k(m): 10:33am On Apr 29, 2015
Wat r d benefits of marrying your sister?
1- is she a british or american citizen?
2- is she a company CEO?
3- is she a billionaire?



If all of the above is NO,



Then u shud marry ur sister.

Thanks
Re: Application Form To Marry My Sister. by tpiadotcom: 3:47pm On Apr 29, 2015
virgin is a female term.

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