A pastor was invited to a church program in kaduna
state, wen he got there..
Though, he wanted 2 preach about Boko Haram but
he quickly put it indirectly
[cos d fear of boko haram is the begining of wisdom]
so he went dis way. The
title of my topic today is "YOU WILL NEVER GO THE
SAME WAY U CAME".
He continued preaching And at the same time also
taking time to suspect any
poly bag he sees. Some minutes later as d preaching
was going on what we
had was [DUAAAAAH] from outside, in a blink of an
eye, everybody vanished
including d pastor that ran trough the window. . . .
Some minutes later after d whole members has
gathered, then the pastor was
no were to be found, they quickly call him on phone.
Member : Hello pastor were are you?
Pastor : Am in ORE.
Member : [surprisingly] ah ahhhhh pastooor. Please
come back its not a bomb
it a motor tyre that burst outside.
Pastor : I knw thats why am in ORE if it was a bomb i
would have been at
ASABA.
Member : but pastor u left through the window, and
anyone who pass through
d window is a thief..
Pastor : Wat was my topic today?
Member... U WILL NEVER GO THE SAME WAY U
CAME.
Pastors : So i came through the door and i left
through d window..

lolz