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Funny, A Bangali Engr Out Smarting A Lawyer, by charly4lyf(m): 8:11pm On May 19, 2015
A Bangali engineer can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100
A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic...
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste"
Bangali: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth"
Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene"
Bangali: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20"
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money...
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything"
Bangali: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth"
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste"
Bangali: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20"
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak"
Bangali: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100"
Lawyer (staring at the note): "But this is $20, not $100"
Bangali: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20"

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Re: Funny, A Bangali Engr Out Smarting A Lawyer, by zerozeroseven(m): 8:14pm On May 19, 2015
Hehehehehehe grin
Re: Funny, A Bangali Engr Out Smarting A Lawyer, by LORDDICE(m): 8:16pm On May 19, 2015
I swear i like dis BANGALI! Like say na my father pikin im b
Re: Funny, A Bangali Engr Out Smarting A Lawyer, by charly4lyf(m): 9:41pm On May 19, 2015
LORDDICE:
I swear i like dis BANGALI! Like say na my father pikin im b


Lol, see typical naija guy
Re: Funny, A Bangali Engr Out Smarting A Lawyer, by charly4lyf(m): 9:43pm On May 19, 2015
zerozeroseven:
Hehehehehehe grin

Na wao, see your laugh like your name. cheesy

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