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Man Dies Of Too Much "Sexual Sweetness" by MojiDelano(f): 3:04pm On May 03, 2015 |
Came across the report above and thought it very funny. It reads: A Malawian man who collapsed and died while having sex with a prostitute was killed by "sexual sweetness", a police spokeswoman has said.Newspapers in Malawi say Fletcher Jere picked the hooker from Ndirande suburb of the capital, Blantyre, "to quench his libodo", but he suddenly collapsed and fell off the bed after a steamy romp with the prostitute. Police spokeswoman Edina Ligowe told Daily Times: "Jere died of too much sexual sweetness. The sex worker will not be prosecuted because she committed no crime by being to sweet for the man." Lool! http://www.mojidelano.com/2015/05/for-laughs-man-dies-of-too-much.html 2 Shares
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Re: Man Dies Of Too Much "Sexual Sweetness" by loomer: 3:07pm On May 03, 2015 |
Na wetin him wan go tell angels say kill am now? 1 Like |
Re: Man Dies Of Too Much "Sexual Sweetness" by StPete: 3:14pm On May 03, 2015 |
All these African countries with their funny reports...or is that supposed 2 be a medical report? |
Re: Man Dies Of Too Much "Sexual Sweetness" by marshalcarter: 3:36pm On May 03, 2015 |
The man go be lyk Hoi...hoi...hoi...hoi...hoiyon hoiyon hoiyon hoiyon hoiyon hoiyon hoiyon hoiyon hoiyon hoiyoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon from der him take R.I.P. |
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