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Igbos Get Sense Jor...hilarious Joke by Saorchy(m): 7:53am On May 04, 2015
An Edo Man invited his friends for his mother's burial.

After lowering the coffin, the family put yam, rice,meat etc, into the grave in line with tradition.

A Hausa Man asked why? The Edo man smiled and said,"According to our tradition, the dead go on a long journey and need all the food items they can get".

The Hausa man dropped #100,000 inside and said, "When the food finish, buy more".

The Yoruba man dropped #50,000 and said, "Add this in case it's not enough".

The Igbo man smiled and brought out his cheque book and wrote a cheque of #200,000, dropped it in the coffin and took the #150,000 notes as change, then said "Nwanne,withdraw it when you reach there oooo!!..

It is going to be a dangerous journey, we don't know how many robbers are out there and after all we are in a cashless economy. Travel well oooo!
Re: Igbos Get Sense Jor...hilarious Joke by muscoliscious(f): 11:01am On May 04, 2015
That's common sense
Re: Igbos Get Sense Jor...hilarious Joke by Saorchy(m): 11:14am On May 04, 2015
muscoliscious:
That's common sense
Buh common sense ain't common as people think dear

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