omenka:
That moniker has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with FFK. I wonder why you guys even think it does. His diction alone is a dead giveaway.

VirginFinder:


Oh, it sure does!

Is FFK the only politician?
If you were FFK would you stand by idly and watch someone impersonate you unend?

What does it cost FFK to reach Seun by all means and order him to delete/deactivate the Cramjones account with immediate effect.

Believe it or not, FFK is a major stakeholder in the Cramjones conglomerate.

omenka:
Na wa for you oo. Did FFK tell you he's aware someone is impersonating him on some forum?? Would he not only try to address it if he's aware??

Believe what you want to believe. None of my business.

cramjones:

FFK is very aware of the existence of CramJones. Just so you know ok?
CramJones

VirginFinder:
There is nothing contradictory, unusual or confusing about the Cramjones handle.

Cramjones has successfully played on the intelligence of so many nairalanders and will continue to do so unless they are lucky enough to read this.

I'll try my best to unravel the 'mysterious' Cramjones here.

Cramjones is moniker used by at least 2 politicians who happen to be close friends.
One of them is FFK. The other is chooses to be anonymous. The anonymous fellow is actually Cramjones. The essence of this approach is to make the moniker what it is - controversial and confusing - to the slow and gullible nairalander.

With this system in place, FFK will find it easy to deny the moniker at any time, t. It wont be difficult since the moniker is bound to exhibit incoherence from time to time as result of its frequent use by the other anonymous politician(Cramjones).

TheOtherview:


You beat me to it VirginFinder.
Anyone who has studied the enigma called FFK for as long as I have, would recognise his diction from afar.

You are absolutely right to assert that there is more than one personality behind the handle. It was this fact that threw me off the scent a number of times, in the very early days, until I established a pattern.

The anonymous cramjones has an interest in the medical field and also happens to have spent time in the US, as some of his earlier posts suggests He has a different style of writing, happens to be a lot more combative (yes, this I have observed), and also employs American spellings.

More on this later.

Hmmm...this is the closest analysis anyone has come to unravelling CramJones. Whoever this person is must be extremely brilliant!

-CramJones

TheOtherview:


You beat me to it VirginFinder.
Anyone who has studied the enigma called FFK for as long as I have, would recognise his diction from afar.

You are absolutely right to assert that there is more than one personality behind the handle. It was this fact that threw me off the scent a number of times, in the very early days, until I established a pattern.

The anonymous cramjones has an interest in the medical field and also happens to have spent time in the US, as some of his earlier posts suggests He has a different style of writing, happens to be a lot more combative (yes, this I have observed), and also employs American spellings.

More on this later.

cramjones:



Hmmm...this is the closest analysis anyone has come to unravelling CramJones. Whoever this person is must be extremely brilliant!

-CramJones

TheOtherview:


My 'eGuerrilla' nom de guerre was fashioned in war and peace sir.

cramjones:


Why do you think I have an interest in the medical field?

-CramJones

OrlandoOwoh:
Does it really matter who is behind the handle? How many other high profile people have been "unveiled"?

omenka:
Na wa for you oo. Did FFK tell you he's aware someone is impersonating him on some forum?? Would he not only try to address it if he's aware??

Believe what you want to believe. None of my business.

TheOtherview:


You beat me to it VirginFinder.
Anyone who has studied the enigma called FFK for as long as I have, would recognise his diction from afar.

You are absolutely right to assert that there is more than one personality behind the handle. It was this fact that threw me off the scent a number of times, in the very early days, until I established a pattern.

The anonymous cramjones has an interest in the medical field and also happens to have spent time in the US,

VirginFinder:


You are a great guy!

Actually, I am not a Cramjones follower. I only view his threads once in a while.
I created this thread to sensitize nairalanders about the Cramjones moniker especially those who had become increasingly traumatised by it.

Can you a imagine a Berem sending Cramjones/FFK a PM? What for?
How cheap can Berem be?

Cheers.

Pataki:
June 18th puts an end to this nuisance on NL.

Cramgoat is FFK. If you choose not to believe that, that is your headache.

MzJackBaueress:
abi o! Who cares who's behind the monikers? Anyone can claim what it is not.

eCollynzo:
Very cheap, I must say.