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Driver, Conductor Pelt Policemen With Faeces by UrennaNkoli(f): 1:47pm On May 06, 2015
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/05/driver-conductor-pelt-policemen-with-faeces/
A weird drama of sorts played out yesterday at the ever busy Control Post, close to Maria Assumpta Catholic Cathedral, Owerri, as a commercial vehicle driver and his conductor pelted policemen with their faeces.

A man who claimed to be an eyewitness told Vanguard that a policeman flagged down the commercial driver for allegedly driving in a reckless manner.

“Not long after, a serious war of words ensued between the driver and the policeman, who eventually gave the driver a dirty slap on his face, irked by the inexplicable action of the policeman, the driver retaliated immediately”, the man recounted.

According to eyewitness, the developing drama attracted the attention of the other policemen on the beat and they quickly pounced on the driver and his conductor, who could not withstand watching helplessly as his driver was being pummeled by the security men.

The policemen, it was gathered, called for reinforcement and on arrival, the additional hands did everything possible to subdue the driver and his conductor, who were already half nude at that point.

“The drama took a different shape when the duo pulled what remained of their torn trousers, defecated instantly, scooped the faeces with their hands and splashed the mess on the faces of some of the policemen”, ten eyewitness said.

Continuing, the man said that the strange act forced every person around the scene, including the policemen, to scamper into safety, while the almost battered driver and his conductor were seen scavenging for more faeces or smelly things to further pelt their attackers.

“Amidst the confusion created at the scene, the driver and his conductor quickly jumped into their vehicle and disappeared before other security teams arrived”, the man said.
Re: Driver, Conductor Pelt Policemen With Faeces by Nobody: 1:48pm On May 06, 2015
Sowie I ve to say dis
Blame it on Buhari


Say no to "change"
We nid transformation
I pray and hope we won't regret voting out transformation
Re: Driver, Conductor Pelt Policemen With Faeces by shakazuldadon: 1:48pm On May 06, 2015
funny am reading this in the gents....
Re: Driver, Conductor Pelt Policemen With Faeces by tit(f): 1:49pm On May 06, 2015
Re: Driver, Conductor Pelt Policemen With Faeces by ozoigbondu: 1:49pm On May 06, 2015
Police and their wahala.They deserve it and many more
Re: Driver, Conductor Pelt Policemen With Faeces by Nobody: 1:49pm On May 06, 2015
This Igbo people sef....
Re: Driver, Conductor Pelt Policemen With Faeces by Cutehector(m): 1:50pm On May 06, 2015
grin see my teeth.. Am laffn harrrrd
Re: Driver, Conductor Pelt Policemen With Faeces by Demmzy15(m): 1:51pm On May 06, 2015
I laff in Yeebhoe! grin grin grin
Re: Driver, Conductor Pelt Policemen With Faeces by Cutehector(m): 1:51pm On May 06, 2015
Xbabangida:
This Igbo people sef....
we make use of our wisdom grin
Re: Driver, Conductor Pelt Policemen With Faeces by Demmzy15(m): 1:51pm On May 06, 2015
OREMUSSANCTUS:
Sowie I ve to say dis
Blame it on Buhari


Say no to "change"
We nid transformation
I pray and hope we won't regret voting out transformation
Ode, na only God go helep you! grin
Na u go regret am, not us! Better take a chill pill and watch Jona handover on 29th.

GMB my hero, FAYEMI my role model and Rochas our next Presido! grin grin
Re: Driver, Conductor Pelt Policemen With Faeces by Nobody: 1:52pm On May 06, 2015
Ewww! Filthy animals
Re: Driver, Conductor Pelt Policemen With Faeces by UrennaNkoli(f): 1:53pm On May 06, 2015
This is quite the funniest thing I've read today and i deemed it fit to share... grin

The funniest part was "Continuing, the man said that the strange act forced every person around the scene, including the policemen, to scamper into safety, while the almost battered driver and his conductor were seen scavenging for more faeces or smelly things to further pelt their attackers."

grin

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Re: Driver, Conductor Pelt Policemen With Faeces by menix(m): 1:56pm On May 06, 2015
Trust my 9ja fellows dem no dey carry last, there is always a solution to all problem...

Buh dat driver nd conductor is lucky cous if any of Doz police guyz ve got tribal marks on their face nah die for get d duo.....
Re: Driver, Conductor Pelt Policemen With Faeces by Nobody: 1:57pm On May 06, 2015
Cutehector:
we make use of our wisdom grin
Later dem go talk sey na you people clean pass angry

By the way, the story is extremely funny tho grin
Re: Driver, Conductor Pelt Policemen With Faeces by temitemi1(m): 1:57pm On May 06, 2015
Naija police grin grin
Re: Driver, Conductor Pelt Policemen With Faeces by eleko1: 1:59pm On May 06, 2015
Good for the useless policemen.they probably want to collect by force from the hapless driver. The 1st to comment Kid up there is mentally ill upstair.he need urgent medical attention sad
Re: Driver, Conductor Pelt Policemen With Faeces by UrennaNkoli(f): 2:00pm On May 06, 2015
tit:


yaba straight
Where they can meet and join your fellow jonathan goons. grin
Re: Driver, Conductor Pelt Policemen With Faeces by Islie: 2:00pm On May 06, 2015
This is comedygringrin








The driver and conductor just went berserk....
Re: Driver, Conductor Pelt Policemen With Faeces by CountDracula(m): 2:01pm On May 06, 2015
UrennaNkoli:
“The drama took a different shape when the duo
pulled what remained of their torn trousers,
defecated instantly, scooped the faeces with their
hands and splashed the mess on the faces of
some of the policemen”, ten eyewitness said.
sorry I dnt buy dis
Re: Driver, Conductor Pelt Policemen With Faeces by eleko1: 2:04pm On May 06, 2015
@ the rate u are going now,make persin nor say nah the handwork of dem pipu from Ur vilage.Change is wot u need
OREMUSSANCTUS:
Sowie I ve to say dis
Blame it on Buhari


Say no to "change"
We nid transformation
I pray and hope we won't regret voting out transformation
Re: Driver, Conductor Pelt Policemen With Faeces by Cutehector(m): 2:09pm On May 06, 2015
Xbabangida:

Later dem go talk sey na you people clean pass angry

By the way, the story is extremely funny tho grin
hw does cleanliness get to do with common sense? These guys had to think of a very fast way to escape bein arrested, dats why dey thought outside of d box to escape.. Lol and yeah, its soo funny.. I wonder who does dat lol
Re: Driver, Conductor Pelt Policemen With Faeces by Nobody: 3:26pm On May 06, 2015
OREMUSSANCTUS:
Sowie I ve to say dis
Blame it on Buhari


Say no to "change"
We nid transformation
I pray and hope we won't regret voting out transformation
some madness are better curb with those big chains like the one use on anchoring a ship....
Re: Driver, Conductor Pelt Policemen With Faeces by tomakint: 3:29pm On May 06, 2015
I don laff tire so tey I dey shed tears grin grin cheesy.....

Re: Driver, Conductor Pelt Policemen With Faeces by Nobody: 3:29pm On May 06, 2015
southniyikaye:
some madness are better curb with those big chains like the one use on anchoring a ship....
Are u a "sailor"?
#proudly a ship owner

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