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6 Short Jokes To Make Your Day. by OKNkanu(m): 12:47pm On May 09, 2015 |
No1: A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep. The next day their driver died of poisoning. ************************************** No2: A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked his Dad why. He answered, "so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum." ************************************** No3: A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid said "sir. you are my witness you know I never wear panties!" ************************************ No4: Couple is having a quickie and their 6 year old catches them. Son says: "What are you doing?" Ask the son. Father: "I’m putting petrol in your Mom." Son: " Which means Mom’s engine is taking too much petrol cause Mr. Zwane just put some in yesterday!" Mother fainted!!!! ************************************ No5: A man went to the pub with his wife. When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife & whispered, "You must DEMAND cash before sex, I know him he doesn't pay. ************************************ No6: An 8 year old boy is accused of rape. In court his lady lawyer holds his dick out as evidence saying, "Your Honour see this, can he rape* with this tiny tot?"The boy whispers, "Don't shake it, we'll lose the case!" ************************************** |
Re: 6 Short Jokes To Make Your Day. by Twaci(f): 12:50pm On May 09, 2015 |
Nice one dear Kindly vote me for Miss. Nairaland 2015. Thanks . |
Re: 6 Short Jokes To Make Your Day. by naijaboiy: 12:52pm On May 09, 2015 |
Re: 6 Short Jokes To Make Your Day. by OKNkanu(m): 6:31pm On May 09, 2015 |
Twaci:Alright..... guaranteed... 1 Like |
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