Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,152,667 members, 7,816,739 topics. Date: Friday, 03 May 2024 at 04:05 PM |
Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Religion / The Arab And The Jew (652 Views)
What God Has Revealed To Me Concerning The Jew, Christian, Muslim, And Buddhist. / If Jesus Was A Jew, Why Aren't Christians Jewish? / Since Jesus Is A Jew, Why The Alphabet J To Y (2) (3) (4)
(1) (Reply)
The Arab And The Jew by Pita99(m): 7:36pm On May 10, 2015 |
One day, a certain arab walked into a bar. As soon as he entered, he noticed a Jewish man sitting in the corner. So the arab walked over to the counter, removed his wallet and shouted, "Barman! I am buying free drinks for everyone in this bar, except for that JEW over there!" So the barman collected the money from the arab and began serving free drinks to everyone in the bar, except to the Jewish man. However, instead of becoming upset, the Jewish man simply looked up at the arab and shouted, "Thank you!" That infuriated the arab. So once again, the arab took out his wallet and shouted, "Barman! This time I am buying free drinks and food for everyone in this bar, except for that JEW sitting in the corner over there!" So the barman collected the money from the arab and began serving free food and drinks to everyone in the bar. When the barman finished serving the food and drinks, once again, instead of becoming angry, the Jewish man simply smiled at the arab and shouted, "Thank you!" That made the arab furious. So he leaned over on the counter and said, "What is wrong with that Jew? I have bought food and drinks for everyone in this bar except for him, but instead of becoming angry, he just sits there and smiles at me and shouts 'Thank you.' Is he mad" The barman smiled at the arab and said, "No, he is not mad. He is the OWNER of this bar." ***** May the Lord use your enemies to make you prosper! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Arab And The Jew by LightIndarkness: 7:59pm On May 10, 2015 |
Pita99: Seems it's Christain Arabic And for sure this Jewish man make him a Fool |
Re: The Arab And The Jew by Raydbaddest(m): 8:02pm On May 10, 2015 |
Ha ha ha that one really had me amen shaa #reallymakingsense |
(1) (Reply)
Nigerian Pictured Praying On His Knees In An Airplane / Christians Are Not United Like The Muslims / Passing Through Problems
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 15 |