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The Arab And The Jew by Pita99(m): 7:36pm On May 10, 2015
One day, a certain arab walked into a
bar. As soon as he entered, he noticed a
Jewish man sitting in the corner.
So the arab walked over to the
counter, removed his wallet and
shouted, "Barman! I am buying free drinks for everyone in this bar, except for that
JEW over there!"
So the barman collected the money
from the arab and began serving free
drinks to everyone in the bar, except
to the Jewish man.
However, instead of becoming upset,
the Jewish man simply looked up at
the arab and shouted,
"Thank you!"
That infuriated the arab.
So once again, the arab took out his
wallet and shouted,
"Barman! This time I am buying free
drinks and food for everyone in this
bar, except for that JEW sitting in the
corner over there!"
So the barman collected the money
from the arab and began serving free
food and drinks to everyone in the
bar.
When the barman finished serving
the food and drinks, once again,
instead of becoming angry, the
Jewish man simply smiled at the
arab and shouted,
"Thank you!"
That made the arab furious.
So he leaned over on the counter
and said,
"What is wrong with that Jew? I have
bought food and drinks for everyone
in this bar except for him, but
instead of becoming angry, he just
sits there and smiles at me and
shouts 'Thank you.' Is he mad"
The barman smiled at the arab and
said,
"No, he is not mad. He is the OWNER
of this bar."
*****
May the Lord use your enemies to
make you prosper!

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Re: The Arab And The Jew by LightIndarkness: 7:59pm On May 10, 2015
Pita99:
One day, a certain arab walked into a
bar. As soon as he entered, he noticed a
Jewish man sitting in the corner.
So the arab walked over to the
counter, removed his wallet and
shouted, "Barman! I am buying free drinks for everyone in this bar, except for that
JEW over there!"
So the barman collected the money
from the arab and began serving free
drinks to everyone in the bar, except
to the Jewish man.
However, instead of becoming upset,
the Jewish man simply looked up at
the arab and shouted,
"Thank you!"
That infuriated the arab.
So once again, the arab took out his
wallet and shouted,
"Barman! This time I am buying free
drinks and food for everyone in this
bar, except for that JEW sitting in the
corner over there!"
So the barman collected the money
from the arab and began serving free
food and drinks to everyone in the
bar.
When the barman finished serving
the food and drinks, once again,
instead of becoming angry, the
Jewish man simply smiled at the
arab and shouted,
"Thank you!"
That made the arab furious.
So he leaned over on the counter
and said,
"What is wrong with that Jew? I have
bought food and drinks for everyone
in this bar except for him, but
instead of becoming angry, he just
sits there and smiles at me and
shouts 'Thank you.' Is he mad"
The barman smiled at the arab and
said,
"No, he is not mad. He is the OWNER
of this bar."
*****
May the Lord use your enemies to
make you prosper!

Seems it's Christain Arabic grin And for sure this Jewish man make him a Fool grin
Re: The Arab And The Jew by Raydbaddest(m): 8:02pm On May 10, 2015
Ha ha ha that one really had me amen shaa #reallymakingsense kiss

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