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Confessions Of A Lady by ddaammyy(f): 11:01am On May 15, 2015 |
CONFESSION OF A LADY During lunch at work last week, "I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn't). When I got to my fiancee's place for dinner,he seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly; Darling I have a surprise for you tonight. He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The beans I had consumed was still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable! Eventually the telephone farewells signalled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologising for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeped through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold. To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner guests including his Mum and Dad were seated around the table, with hand holding their noses..... If you were in her shoes, what will you do?? |
Re: Confessions Of A Lady by samuelizko(m): 11:22am On May 15, 2015 |
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Re: Confessions Of A Lady by importexpert(m): 11:47am On May 15, 2015 |
Guy the parents don suffer no be small |
Re: Confessions Of A Lady by Nobody: 1:19pm On May 15, 2015 |
ddaammyy: |
Re: Confessions Of A Lady by gidob(m): 1:39pm On May 15, 2015 |
Hehe she's welcomed to the family,since the parents could endure it!!! |
Re: Confessions Of A Lady by ddaammyy(f): 3:17pm On May 15, 2015 |
If there were kids there, hence forth they would refer to her as "aunty mess mess" or "uncle's mess mess wife" nd the family in general would refer to her as "our mess mess wife" lol! She would never be able to come out of it. Lol |
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