"I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn't).
When I got to my fiancé's place for dinner,he
seemed excited to see me and exclaimed
delightedly "Darling I have a surprise for you
tonight". He then blindfolded me and led me to my
chair at the dinning table. I took a seat and just as
he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone
rang. He made me promise not to touch the
blindfold until he returned and went to answer the
call.
The beans I had consumed was still affecting me
and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so
while my
fiancé was out of the room I seized the opportunity,
shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was
not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck
running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I
took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air
around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other
leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse
than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully
tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went
on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few
minutes. The pressure was indescribable!
Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end
of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few
more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and
folded my hands back on
it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.
My face must have been the picture of innocence
when my fiancé returned, apologizing for taking so
long. He asked me if I had peeped through the
blindfold, and I assured
him I had not. At this point, he removed the
blindfold.
To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner guests
including his Mum and Dad were seated around the
table, with hands holding their noses....

ha ha ha ha.

hilarious..







#Team scent

Lol