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A Xenophobic South African & A Nigerian. by Lordwize(m): 8:41am On May 16, 2015
Tiwa Savage
Some weeks back, a certain xenophobic South African
walked into a restaurant in Pretoria. As soon as he
entered, he noticed a Nigerian man sitting in the corner.
So he walked over to the counter, removed his wallet and
shouted, "Waiter! I am buying food for everyone in this
restaurant, except that NIGERIAN over there!" So the
waiter collected the money from the man and began
serving free food to everyone in the restaurant, except
the Nigerian. However, instead of becoming upset, the
Nigerian simply looked up at the South African and
shouted, "Thank you!" That infuriated the man. So once
again, the South African took out his wallet and shouted,
"Waiter! This time I am buying bottles of wine and
additional food for everyone in this bar, except for that
NIGERIAN sitting in the corner over there!" So the waiter
collected the money from the man and began serving
free food and wine to everyone in the bar except the
Nigerian. When the waiter finished serving the food and
drinks, once again, instead of becoming angry, the
Nigerian man simply smiled at the South African and
shouted, "Thank you!" That made the South African man
furious. So he leaned over on the counter and said to the
waiter, "What is wrong with that Nigerian? I have bought
food and drinks for everyone in this bar except for him,
but instead of becoming angry, he just sits there and
smiles at me and shouts 'Thank you.' Is he mad" The
waiter smiled at the South African and said, "No, he is not
mad. He is the OWNER of this restaurant." May God make
your enemies work unknowingly for ur Sake
Re: A Xenophobic South African & A Nigerian. by Lordwize(m): 8:42am On May 16, 2015
Amen.
Re: A Xenophobic South African & A Nigerian. by importexpert(m): 9:59am On May 16, 2015
Amen
Re: A Xenophobic South African & A Nigerian. by Anas09: 2:46pm On May 16, 2015
Hahahahahahahahaahahahahaha. Hilarious.

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