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Some Stupid Question People Do Ask ? by toriola108(m): 9:54pm On May 18, 2015
STUPID QUESTIONS PEOPLE ASK:
1) NA YOUR FACE BE THIS?
Answer: NO NA MY HIPS.
2) Guy how far? NA YOU BE THIS?
Answer: NO o! NA MY PAPA WHEN HIM YOUNG.
3) On ur wedding, one idiot walked up to you as
you are about to take ur wedding pix with ur
wife...
NA YOUR WIFE BE THIS?
Answer: NO OH! NA MY MAMA CLASS MATE.
4)Give me your phone number -
0803476... ....THANKS.
SO YOU DEY USE MTN?
Answer: NO!!! NA NEPA I DEY USE.
5)I listened to 9 o'clock news, it
was announced that the election was postponed.
WHO TOLD YOU?
Answer: NA ONE NATIVE DOCTOR FOR MY
VILLAGE.
6)Take this mosquito coil; e dey
kill insect fast...
Thanks bros. E DEY KILL MOSQUITOS?
Answer: NO,E DEY KILL ELEPHANT.
7)Standing in front of a police station* SHEY NA
POLICE STATION
BE THIS?
Answer: No! Na CHURCH....
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Keep it rolling...
Re: Some Stupid Question People Do Ask ? by fabulous660(m): 10:37pm On May 18, 2015
6) Wen u are sleeping and someone comes to wake u up from sleep... YOU DEY SLEEP BEFORE? Answer: NO, I DEY LOOK INSIDE MY PILLOW

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