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Six Types Of People You Meet In The Banking Hall by Doilooklikeicare(m): 5:23pm On May 19, 2015
SIX TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MEET IN THE
BANKING HALL
1. The Pen Borrowers: They are always in the
bank, common pen they don't have. These
people are very dangerous, once you borrow
them the pen, you may find it difficult to
identify them. In a bank in Nigeria, once
someone tells you "may I have your pen?"
Believe me , that's the last time you will see
that pen (except if you're fortunate).
2. The "I dey your Back" Team: Immediately
they enter the bank, even before taking the
slip (withdrawal or deposit) all they do is to
know the last person and you hear them
saying, I'm at your back. If care is not taken,
about 8 people can tell you"I dey your back",
then at the end of the day, they cause
confusion (na me dey hin back, I don tell am I
was here before you blah blah...)
3. The No Protocol Team: This kind of people
don't obey the 1st come, 1st served slogan!
They're mouthed in the bank! Immediately they
come in, they just walk up to the cashier or
manager, he asks them to sit down and within
5 minutes, they've completed their
transactions while you're still there on the
queue.
4. The Bank Door Rejectees: These people will
always have a problem with the bank door,
then you see them removing their belts, car
keys, mobile phones etc and yet the machine
keeps shouting "Please go back". Free Advice
to such people; next time, come to the bank
naked! I'm sure the bank door won't reject you
this time.
5. The Slip Wasters: These kind of people
waste slips a lot! To fill the withdrawal slip or
deposit slip is a tough one for them. You see
them cancelling, tearing, squeezing and taking
another one. To write 3,780 Naira in words is
like writing a WAEC exam. Even the so-called
undergraduates are found wanting in this
scenario!
6. The People From Another Planet: These
people usually behave like they don't live in
this world! They will always be asking for
today's date, even after telling them, they
would still ask someone else.
Let's know the category you fall into!!...
Re: Six Types Of People You Meet In The Banking Hall by kingabdull: 5:23pm On May 19, 2015
Why una like to dey repeat story na?
Re: Six Types Of People You Meet In The Banking Hall by izuch(m): 5:27pm On May 19, 2015
Part 2 and part 1 na the samme undecided

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