1 - The Pen Borrowers: They re always in
the
bank, common pen they won't have.
These pple are very dangerous, once u
borrow them d pen, u may find it difficult 2
identify dem, At a bank in Nigeria, once
someone tells u "may I have ur pen?"
Believe
me, that's d last time u will see that pen
(except if u're lucky).
2 - The "I dey ur Back" Team: Immediately
dey
enter d bank, even b4 taking d slip
(withdrawal
or deposit) all they do is to know the last
person and u hear dem saying, I'm at your
back. If care is nt taken, abt 8 pple can tell
u
"I
dey ur back" then at d end of d day,
they cause confusion (na me dey hin back,
I
don tell am I was here b4 u blah
blah blah)
3 - The No protocol team: This kind of pple
don't obey d 1st come, 1st served slogan!
They're mouthed in d bank! Immediately
they
come in, they just
walk up 2 d cashier or manager, he asks
them 2sit down & within 5 mins they've
completed there transactions while u
still dey there looking like mumu 4 queue.
(Daris Godu oooo)
4 - The Bank Door rejectees: These pple
will always av a problem with d bank
door, then u see them removing their
belts,
car
keys, mobile phones etc and
yet d machine keeps shouting "pls go
back"
My
bros next time come 2 bank naked! Biko,
he
go
allow u in... # LOL!
5 - The slip wasters: These kind of pple
can
waste slip 4Nigeria! To fill the withdrawal
slip
or deposit slip na JAMB
questions,u c dem cancelling, tearing,
squeezing & take another one. To write
common 3780 Naira in words na gobe.
Even
d
so called undergraduates are
found wanting in this scenario.......
...............
...........CHAI!!!
6 - The pple from Another Planet: These
pple usually behave like them no dey dis
world
since 2 yrs! They will always b asking 4
today's
date, even after telling
them d correct date, they will ask some1
else
again. I tire 4 dis pple oooooo...
PLS WHICH NUMBER U FALL IN D
ABOVE

Lolz.. Always guilty of no 1

Youngsahito morning, thanks for yesterday. Looking forward to see you again in today Round. Thanks sir

Guilty of Nos 1,2&3