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6 Amazing Things You Never Knew Your Penis Could Do by veyronblog: 11:51pm On May 21, 2015
There’s a lot more to your member than meets the eye. Apart from its pretty damn impressive ability to make other joystick-toting little men, here are six crazy things you didn’t know your joystick could do.

It’s a ‘Fluid displacement device’

While you probably think of your dong as a device designed to inject Fluid, it’s also engineered to remove the Fluid of competitors, suggests research from the State University of New York, Albany.

You know that ridge at the base of your joystick head—the raised part just north of your shaft? While you’re thrusting in and out of your partner, that ridge rakes away the Fluid of any foes who may have slid into home base ahead of you, the researchers say.

It can survive decapitation

Penectomy is a procedure that involves removing part or all of the joystick. (It can be necessary if you have joystick cancer.) But like the headless horseman, your dipstick doesn’t die if you cut off its head.

You can still urinate, have sex, and Erupt even if the head has been removed, finds a study from Brazil.

Decapitation is far from the worst thing that could happen to your junk.

It can predict how your brain works

Men whose flaccid manlinesses hang to the left—and that’s the majority of us—may be “left-brain dominant,” suggests research from the journal Human Reproduction.
If your package dangles to the left, research suggests that you may be “left-brain dominant.

Due to developmental hormones, left-brain dominance is also tied to right-handedness, a larger right foot than left, and other forms of body asymmetry, the study authors say.

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Re: 6 Amazing Things You Never Knew Your Penis Could Do by Nobody: 11:56pm On May 21, 2015
na u know wetin u dey talk

dear peni5 abeg if e don pass to urinate and screwing deep into tonia, Amaka, chi chi, golds etc pussyy


respect ur sef, i can do other things b4 u go put us 4 problem
Re: 6 Amazing Things You Never Knew Your Penis Could Do by veyronblog: 11:57pm On May 21, 2015
Taylor86:
na u know wetin u dey talk

dear peni5 abeg if e don pass to urinate and screwing deep into tonia, Amaka, chi chi, golds etc pussyy


respect ur sef, i can do other things b4 u go put us 4 problem
lol
Re: 6 Amazing Things You Never Knew Your Penis Could Do by veyronblog: 11:18pm On May 23, 2015
a very nice instrument
Re: 6 Amazing Things You Never Knew Your Penis Could Do by nolie: 9:17am On May 24, 2015
epon

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