An Igbo engineer can't find a job so he opens a
clinic
and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR
20k - IF
NOT CURED GET BACK 100k
A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to
earn
100k and goes to the clinic...
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste"
Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box
no. 22 and
put 3 drops in patient's mouth"
Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene"
Igbo man: "Congrats, your sense of taste is
restored.
Give me 20k"
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days
to
recover his money...
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot
remember
anything"
Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box
no. 22 and
put 3 drops in his mouth"
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave
this to
me last time for restoring my taste"
Igbo man: "Congrats. You got your memory
back. Give
me 20k"
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes
back a
week later determined to get back 100k.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak"
Igbo man: "Well, I don't have any medicine for
that, so
take this 100k"
Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But this is 20k,
not
100k"
Igbo man: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored.
Give me
20k"
You can't beat an Igbo.