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Masturbating men ‘will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife’- Muslim televangelist

A Muslim televangelist, Mücahid Cihad Han has set Turkish social media aflame by claiming that a man would meet his masturbating hand ‘pregnant in the afterlife’ and is ‘asking for its rights.
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Self-styled televangelist Mücahid Cihad Han dived into some delicate matters on May 24 when he answered his viewers’ questions on private television station 2000 TV, Turkish media has reported. Han initially looked puzzled when a viewer said he ‘kept masturbating, although he was married, and even during the Umrah,” a pilgrimage to Mecca performed by Muslims which can be undertaken at any time of the year, in contrast to the Hajj.

After repeating the question a few times, Han claimed that Islam strictly prohibits masturbation as a “haram” (forbidden) act. “Moreover, one hadith states that those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights,” he said, referring to what he claimed to be a saying of Prophet Muhammad.

“If our viewer was single, I could recommend he marry, but what can I say now?” the televangelist added, advising the viewer to “resist Satan’s temptations.”


Is masturbation forbidden in Islam?

“Istimna,” the Arabic term for masturbation that Han also referred to, is a controversial issue in Islam, as there have been varying opinions on its permissibility throughout history. The Quran has no clear reference to masturbation and the authenticity of many hadiths is questionable.

Despite Han’s assertive religious stance, only a limited number of Islamic interpretations categorize masturbation as “haram,” while most of others call it a “makruh” (disliked) act. Many of the mainstream Islamic interpretations even allow it in certain conditions, like if the act could be used to avoid the temptation of an extramarital affair.

Han, who has more than 12,000 followers on Twitter, was mocked on Turkish social media on May 25, after newspapers published his latest television “fatwa.”

“Are there any hand-gynaecologists in the afterlife? Is abortion allowed there?” one Twitter user asked, while mentioning Han’s Twitter user name.

“So you think that being pregnant is a God-given punishment?” another user asked.

http://talentarenaafrica.com/2015/05/26/masturbating-men-will-find-their-hands-pregnant-in-the-afterlife-muslim-televangelist/

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Abuamam udatso tola9ja 9jaforlife tartar9 empiree rilwayne001

udatso:

How may I help you sir?

davien:
How exactly could a hand be pregnant and with what exactly?

Islam being dumb as always...

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Ifeann, ve u seen d latest fatwa
Pls come and see d biggest fallacy in I s l a m a b a d

Ifeann:


I don't think its a recent fatwa, heard about this a long time ago from Muslims.
Notice above the muslim mujahid.1339 sees nothing wrong with the statements of the cleric while rilwa.yne001 thinks the cleric is a dumbo. Confusing innit ?
Its more of a common muslim believe to scare teenagers like t.artar9 from masturbating.

Ifeann:


I don't think its a recent fatwa, heard about this a long time ago from Muslims.
Notice above the muslim mujahid1339 sees nothing wrong with the statements of the cleric while rilwayne001 thinks the cleric is a dumbo. Confusing innit ?
Its more of a common muslim believe to scare teenagers like tartar9 from masturbating.

Rilwayne001:

The cleric is the dumbo, not islam …

tartar9:
He got it from the an Hadith.

Which hadith

Rilwayne001:


Which hadith

Ifeann:


Its not one hadith. It is multiple hadithS. I have even seen it,

dude u need to study your religion more,

then renounce it.

OREMUSSANCTUS:

Wadz ya say on dat fatwa

sparkleboy:
Religion cannot take anyone to heaven! Only Jesus christ who said he is the way the truth and the life can

Rilwayne001:


Which hadith

tartar9:
I have read such an hadith somewhere,its even probably a weak one.

the pro now is calling the cleric dumb.