A dying man on his sick bed in the hospital called for his wife and four children.

Dying man: "To you my wife, take over the petroleum company at 4, Awolowo Rd Ikoyi"
Wife started crying loudly.

Dying man: "To you my first son, take over the shopping mall at 12 Kingsway Rd Ikoyi"
First son rolling and screaming.

Dying man: "To you my second son, take over the gas station close to the Airport."
Second son crying louder.

Dying man: "To you my third son, take overthe eatery at Falomo."
Third son was wailing.

Dying man: "To you my only daughter, the high school is yours."
Daughter crying loudest.

The confused nurse asked:"I don't understand why you people are crying and screaming in pain, your dad left you a great deal of properties to make you comfortable till the end of time."

Wife: "properties kor... comfortable ni! He is a cleaner and those are places he cleans everyday...

Lolz

Hehehehehe

It's a very good lesson as far as I'm concerned. This is why you shouldn't do drugs. Imagine being high and talking gibberish on your deathbed. Don't be like this man. Shun drugs.

u try

..but the joke don stale. ..no hard feelings

booking

Dry joke...

















And it Makes front page.... Probably a moderator's thread.

This joke made me angrier.
No offense.

Tinubu wannabe

I don't really believe this is funny

lol

Kick racism out

Bro not funny enough ....The scarcity is far more intense than this...

RickRichards:
Akav

Lol

If you think this is not funny, just hit the like

Hahahaha! Had to share with my family

U try small sha...I wan laf, i try force laf but laf no gree come...how odas dey take laf.? ...if u no laf click like

Okokobioko

Hehe
You go fear takeover.

Good

lame

..............TOLA9JA REPENTTTTTTTTTTTT

Nice one

shaddi:

A dying man on his sick bed in the hospital called for his wife and four children.

Dying man: "To you my wife, take over the petroleum company at 4, Awolowo Rd Ikoyi"
Wife started crying loudly.

Dying man: "To you my first son, take over the shopping mall at 12 Kingsway Rd Ikoyi"
First son rolling and screaming.

Dying man: "To you my second son, take over the gas station close to the Airport."
Second son crying louder.

Dying man: "To you my third son, take overthe eatery at Falomo."
Third son was wailing.

Dying man: "To you my only daughter, the high school is yours."
Daughter crying loudest.

The confused nurse asked:"I don't understand why you people are crying and screaming in pain, your dad left you a great deal of properties to make you comfortable till the end of time."

Wife: "properties kor... comfortable ni! He is a cleaner and those are places he cleans everyday...

lol where is the joke?

i'm on frontpage sha...
please visit my blog

Ok

GMB please repair our 'joking' industry and create more jobs!

GMB my hero, FAYEMI my role model and Rochas our next Presido!

Nice one.


Let me see if I can create another joke out of the one u just dropped.


The man finally died and went to heaven and the welcoming angel told him, my friend, I think it is not time for you; u have a family to care for on earth, I saw how the wailed for you one after the other.

The man, Ok Sir I just settled them with the best job, with just little time they will all join me here, so no need to go back. Heaven needs my professionalism.

Ok