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Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by Habdolleez02(m): 11:22pm On May 26, 2015

shaddi:

A dying man on his sick bed in the hospital called for his wife and four children.

Dying man: "To you my wife, take over the petroleum company at 4, Awolowo Rd Ikoyi"
Wife started crying loudly.

Dying man: "To you my first son, take over the shopping mall at 12 Kingsway Rd Ikoyi"
First son rolling and screaming.

Dying man: "To you my second son, take over the gas station close to the Airport."
Second son crying louder.

Dying man: "To you my third son, take overthe eatery at Falomo."
Third son was wailing.

Dying man: "To you my only daughter, the high school is yours."
Daughter crying loudest.

The confused nurse asked:"I don't understand why you people are crying and screaming in pain, your dad left you a great deal of properties to make you comfortable till the end of time."

Wife: "properties kor... comfortable ni! He is a cleaner and those are places he cleans everyday...

Funny

Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by Graccccccccy(f): 11:38pm On May 26, 2015

Better luck next time...

shaddi:

A dying man on his sick bed in the hospital called for his wife and four children.

Dying man: "To you my wife, take over the petroleum company at 4, Awolowo Rd Ikoyi"
Wife started crying loudly.

Dying man: "To you my first son, take over the shopping mall at 12 Kingsway Rd Ikoyi"
First son rolling and screaming.

Dying man: "To you my second son, take over the gas station close to the Airport."
Second son crying louder.

Dying man: "To you my third son, take overthe eatery at Falomo."
Third son was wailing.

Dying man: "To you my only daughter, the high school is yours."
Daughter crying loudest.

The confused nurse asked:"I don't understand why you people are crying and screaming in pain, your dad left you a great deal of properties to make you comfortable till the end of time."

Wife: "properties kor... comfortable ni! He is a cleaner and those are places he cleans everyday...

Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by tola9ja: 11:42pm On May 26, 2015

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Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by exemen: 11:44pm On May 26, 2015

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Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by tola9ja: 11:54pm On May 26, 2015

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Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by exemen: 11:59pm On May 26, 2015

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Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by tola9ja: 12:05am On May 27, 2015

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Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by exemen: 12:20am On May 27, 2015

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Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by deebrain(m): 12:22am On May 27, 2015

saxwizard:
u try

..but the joke don stale. ..no hard feelings

you must be a sad person... No hard feelings

Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by tunnary(m): 6:42am On May 27, 2015

shaddi:

A dying man on his sick bed in the hospital called for his wife and four children.

Dying man: "To you my wife, take over the petroleum company at 4, Awolowo Rd Ikoyi"
Wife started crying loudly.

Dying man: "To you my first son, take over the shopping mall at 12 Kingsway Rd Ikoyi"
First son rolling and screaming.

Dying man: "To you my second son, take over the gas station close to the Airport."
Second son crying louder.

Dying man: "To you my third son, take overthe eatery at Falomo."
Third son was wailing.

Dying man: "To you my only daughter, the high school is yours."
Daughter crying loudest.

The confused nurse asked:"I don't understand why you people are crying and screaming in pain, your dad left you a great deal of properties to make you comfortable till the end of time."

Wife: "properties kor... comfortable ni! He is a cleaner and those are places he cleans everyday...

LWKMD, dis is just too hillarious

Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by emmabest2000(m): 8:35am On May 27, 2015

shaddi:

A dying man on his sick bed in the hospital called for his wife and four children.

Dying man: "To you my wife, take over the petroleum company at 4, Awolowo Rd Ikoyi"
Wife started crying loudly.

Dying man: "To you my first son, take over the shopping mall at 12 Kingsway Rd Ikoyi"
First son rolling and screaming.

Dying man: "To you my second son, take over the gas station close to the Airport."
Second son crying louder.

Dying man: "To you my third son, take overthe eatery at Falomo."
Third son was wailing.

Dying man: "To you my only daughter, the high school is yours."
Daughter crying loudest.

The confused nurse asked:"I don't understand why you people are crying and screaming in pain, your dad left you a great deal of properties to make you comfortable till the end of time."

Wife: "properties kor... comfortable ni! He is a cleaner and those are places he cleans everyday...

LMFAO

Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by tola9ja: 8:40am On May 27, 2015

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Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by Agbele1(m): 9:49am On May 27, 2015

LOLZ

Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by Nobody: 10:23am On May 27, 2015

dechandel:

dechandel, do you share blood relations with Wisin & Yandel? cheesy

Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by dechandel(f): 11:30am On May 27, 2015

RickRichards:

dechandel, do you share blood relations with Wisin & Yandel?

I think i have an ancestor from Puerto Rico grin

Why are you asking? grin

Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by Nobody: 2:32pm On May 27, 2015

dechandel:
I think i have an ancestor from Puerto Rico
Why are you asking?

I just checked your profile picture this morning and thought you looked Puerto Rican. And you know how all Puerto Ricans are related by blood. lipsrsealed

Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by dechandel(f): 3:09pm On May 27, 2015

RickRichards:

I just checked your profile picture this morning and thought you looked Puerto Rican. And you know how all Puerto Ricans are related by blood.

@ bolded
Where did you see my picture? The last time i checked, my profile was picture empty tongue

Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by KelvinGraphics(m): 3:37pm On May 27, 2015

dechandel:
@ bolded
Where did you see my picture? The last time i checked, my profile was picture empty

He has the picture saved on his phone.
That's how important ur pix is to him cheesy

Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by Nobody: 5:12pm On May 27, 2015

dechandel:
@ bolded
Where did you see my picture? The last time i checked, my profile was picture empty

Hmmm...this is quite weird. Lemme check again.
I'm back!
Ermm...so my investigations revealed you left your previous profile picture there so long it left an imprint; a very detailed one. Check it, but I must warn; the vividity of the image is fast waning. You can still view it in detail by immersing your phone in water for 5 minutes, though. Hurry!

Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by dechandel(f): 6:11pm On May 27, 2015

RickRichards:

Hmmm...this is quite weird. Lemme check again.
I'm back!
Ermm...so my investigations revealed you left your previous profile picture there so long it left an imprint; a very detailed one. Check it, but I must warn; the vividity of the image is fast waning. You can still view it in detail by immersing your phone in water for 5 minutes, though. Hurry!

Someone has been sniffing the coco grin

And for the records, my previous profile picture was only two days old before i removed it tongue

Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by dechandel(f): 6:16pm On May 27, 2015

KelvinGraphics:

He has the picture saved on his phone.
That's how important ur pix is to him

Lol
Did he tell you that¿? tongue

Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by Nobody: 7:47pm On May 27, 2015

dechandel:

Someone has been sniffing the coco
And for the records, my previous profile picture was only two days old before i removed it

Coco?! Dechandel, don't tell me you sniff the coco. You know how coco drives people loco, right? lol...kidding...not kidding about the loco part though...lol
It was a selfie you took with your fork-tongued guardian angel, right?
cheesy

The image was projected unto my screen from my mind then. Can't fault your memory for doing its job, can you? Same here. grin

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