A dying man on his sick bed in the
hospital called for his wife and four
children. Dying man: “To you my wife, take over
the petroleum company at 4, Awolowo Rd
Ikoyi”
Wife started crying loudly. Dying man: “To you my first son, take
over the shopping mall at 12 Kingsway
Rd Ikoyi”
First son rolling and screaming. Dying man: “To you my second son, take
over the gas station close to the Airport.”
Second son crying louder. Dying man: “To you my third son, take
overthe eatery at Falomo.”
Third son was wailing. Dying man: “To you my only daughter, the
high school is yours.”
Daughter crying loudest. The confused nurse asked:”I don’t
understand why you people are crying
and screaming in pain, your dad left you
a great deal of properties to make you
comfortable till the end of time.” Wife: “properties kor… comfortable ni! He
is a cleaner and those are places he
cleans everyday.

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