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A Dying Man by mrbillz(m): 3:58pm On May 27, 2015 |
A dying man on his sick bed in the hospital called for his wife and four children. Dying man: “To you my wife, take over the petroleum company at 4, Awolowo Rd Ikoyi” Wife started crying loudly. Dying man: “To you my first son, take over the shopping mall at 12 Kingsway Rd Ikoyi” First son rolling and screaming. Dying man: “To you my second son, take over the gas station close to the Airport.” Second son crying louder. Dying man: “To you my third son, take overthe eatery at Falomo.” Third son was wailing. Dying man: “To you my only daughter, the high school is yours.” Daughter crying loudest. The confused nurse asked:”I don’t understand why you people are crying and screaming in pain, your dad left you a great deal of properties to make you comfortable till the end of time.” Wife: “properties kor… comfortable ni! He is a cleaner and those are places he cleans everyday. |
Re: A Dying Man by SPDAZZY(f): 3:59pm On May 27, 2015 |
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Re: A Dying Man by Nobody: 4:02pm On May 27, 2015 |
This joke is dumb, boring and _stupid. Nonsensical nonsense. |
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