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Tell Me You're Not Guilty Of Any Of These by Lasgidy1(m): 9:34pm On Aug 14, 2015
TYPICAL NIGERIAN MENTALITY
1.Every Sunday is RICE
2.Every northerner is a MUSLIM
3.Every motorcycle is OKADA
4.Every oversea based guy is RICH
5.Every detergent is OMO
6.Every Chinese knows KARATE
7.Every toothpaste is MACLEAN
8.Every white man is RICH and CONNECTED
9.Every police takes BRIBE
10.Every rich muslim is ALHAJI while the poor
ones are MALLAM
11.Every noodle food is INDOMIE
12.Every Brazilian is a FOOTBALLER
13.Every igbo man likes MONEY
14.Every guy on suit is LEARNED
15.Every guy that owns a car is RICH
16.Every kidnapper comes from NIGER
DELTA........
YOU can add YOURS
Re: Tell Me You're Not Guilty Of Any Of These by Samuelkirk(m): 9:40pm On Aug 14, 2015
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Re: Tell Me You're Not Guilty Of Any Of These by miriamgroove: 9:44pm On Aug 14, 2015
Guilty
Re: Tell Me You're Not Guilty Of Any Of These by Nobody: 9:50pm On Aug 14, 2015
11,12&15
Re: Tell Me You're Not Guilty Of Any Of These by JewelRegi(f): 10:05pm On Aug 14, 2015
Guilty as charged
Re: Tell Me You're Not Guilty Of Any Of These by CallMeMadMan: 10:25pm On Aug 14, 2015
Not guilty
Every Nigerian is under bondage
Every student of OAU is brilliant

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